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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)    10 Nov 2009 19:32 
 To:  JonCooper      9 of 31 
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But you come from Cornwall where grunts and groans count as pillow talk. Along with "baaaaa", of course.

 

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 From:  Mod_Inside (MODINSIDE)   10 Nov 2009 22:58 
 To:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)       10 of 31 
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But you come from Cornwall where grunts and groans count as pillow talk. Along with "baaaaa", of course.

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lol, good one
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 From:  Gobfounded (YVE)   11 Nov 2009 00:36 
 To:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)       11 of 31 
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These people in these stories always seem to live in this corner of the country.


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 From:  Gobfounded (YVE)   11 Nov 2009 00:37 
 To:  JonCooper      12 of 31 
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Bird calls . . . 44 dB


I've often wanted to murder a loud bird at 4am in the summer.


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 From:  koswix   11 Nov 2009 00:42 
 To:  Gobfounded (YVE)      13 of 31 
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I once got woken up by a loud bird tweeting. So I unfollowed her.

Fista is a reference to the sexual pastime of fisting, during which the penetrator introduces their fist into the anus or vagina of the receiver. The penetrator may use lubricant to ease the passage. I'm not sure what the penetrator gets out of this, other than poo under their fingernails, but there you go. Referring to Vista as Fista indicates that the user feels that they've been fisted by Micro$haft. Whether or not the company used lubricant is a matter of debate. I suspect that it has poo under its fingernails though.
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 From:  ANT_THOMAS   11 Nov 2009 00:48 
 To:  koswix      14 of 31 
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Baddum
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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)    11 Nov 2009 11:05 
 To:  Gobfounded (YVE)      15 of 31 
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And in this case, she lost hers.

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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)    22 Jan 2010 17:18 
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In further news, it turns out that the fair Mme Cartwright's love calls had also been a source of complaint by a postman and a woman taking her child to school. Christ, they know how to live in Wearside: sex, a game the whole street can play. I bet they call her the community chest!

Hello?

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 From:  graphitone   22 Jan 2010 20:20 
 To:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)       17 of 31 
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 From:  Gobfounded (YVE)   31 Jan 2010 01:39 
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Hot stuff. I can see why the guy is having his mental health assessed in this one.


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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)    31 Jan 2010 19:32 
 To:  Gobfounded (YVE)      19 of 31 
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No amount of drugs can account for that!

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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)    30 Jun 2010 07:56 
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They never learn, do they? The delectable Mrs Cartwright just cannot hold back when she needs to share her joy of life.

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 From:  JonCooper   30 Jun 2010 08:18 
 To:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)       21 of 31 
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Cartwright elected to be tried by jury


ohh, nice cheap trial then
Jon
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 From:  koswix   30 Jun 2010 09:11 
 To:  JonCooper      22 of 31 
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I'd forgotten that fundamental corner stone of justice: make it cheap. :|

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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)    30 Jun 2010 12:55 
 To:  koswix      23 of 31 
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It is according to the Minister of Justice, or whatever his title is.

 

Anyhow, we're hardly talking about a potential miscarriage of justice resulting in someone doing years for a crime they didn't commit. It's a couple of slags who can't obey an ASBO.

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 From:  koswix   30 Jun 2010 12:56 
 To:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)       24 of 31 
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They might have just had some porn on really loud.

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 From:  JonCooper   30 Jun 2010 12:58 
 To:  koswix      25 of 31 
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I guess you're right

I do think people should be allowed to elect trial by jury

but it really seems a huge waste on what appears to be a very trivial case
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 From:  koswix   30 Jun 2010 13:01 
 To:  JonCooper      26 of 31 
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Totally agree on it being a waste of time (and by expansion, money) dealing with this shit through the courts, but what other options are there?

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 From:  JonCooper   30 Jun 2010 13:17 
 To:  koswix      27 of 31 
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buy her this?

(NSFW)
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 From:  koswix   30 Jun 2010 13:24 
 To:  JonCooper      28 of 31 
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:'D

 

I'd love to see the Judge's ruling on that :D

 

Dangerous dogs have to be muzzled, so why not noisy bitches :D


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