Can't believe you guys aren't celebrating in the streets today!
Happy Birthday to Julie IV, whoever she may be.
God made America when Jesus was born? Interesting.
Jesus Washington. First prez. Long hair, wooden teeth, fed 5000 slaves on Mount Vernon.
I didn't claim that we had the brightest people! God those people make me sad!
We've got plenty like that here too.
I'm choosing to believe they were all kidding.
It's well known that Americans don't have a sense of humour.