Just found out that the Mail's headline wasn't written by a journalist, or even a Mail staff member, but by some bloke called Stephen Robinson who is a "speech writer and consultant for companies operating in the energy sector”. He also wrote the accompanying front page article where he said “Why can’t the Met Office just tell us the weather, instead of spreading alarm and scolding us with doom-laden lectures?” He also accused them of being "woke" and "alarmist"