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 From:  graphitone  
 To:  Weatherlawyer (MIKE)     
42549.61 In reply to 42549.59 
I would not eat a shop bought plastic wrapped pizza.

Such things are a convenience, but I much prefer making the things myself, far more satisfying and tasty. 
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 From:  Linn (INDYLS)  
 To:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)      
42549.62 In reply to 42549.1 
I'm so distracted trying to parse 1,024 and 64 that I can't even play. So I'll go with Manny's answer of strong drink.  
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 From:  Manthorp  
 To:  Linn (INDYLS)     
42549.63 In reply to 42549.62 
It's rarely a wrong answer... Sx

"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951
 
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 From:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)   
 To:  Linn (INDYLS)     
42549.64 In reply to 42549.62 
How many people do you think actually totalled up any numbers?
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 From:  graphitone  
 To:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)      
42549.65 In reply to 42549.64 
Peter, you know the sort of people here.

Answer's all of us of course. :C
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 From:  CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)  
 To:  graphitone     
42549.66 In reply to 42549.65 
Wrong.  (wrong)
“Mark Zuckerberg has staff blow-dry his armpits before he speaks”
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 From:  graphitone  
 To:  CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)     
42549.67 In reply to 42549.66 
I bet you're thinking about it now though. 
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 From:  CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)  
 To:  graphitone     
42549.68 In reply to 42549.67 
No, I'm thinking why did PB start this thread if he is not, in fact, planning to spend 64 days on a (not Mount) Desert Island with total budget of 1024 squids?
 (pyfitg)

Oh, and will he spend his nights on a luxury yacht anchored offshore?

(no, no he won't, for he is not going to a desert island for even one day).
 
“Mark Zuckerberg has staff blow-dry his armpits before he speaks”
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 From:  graphitone  
 To:  CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)     
42549.69 In reply to 42549.68 
Well, who /would/ want to leave So. Croydon?
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 From:  CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)  
 To:  graphitone     
42549.70 In reply to 42549.69 
It's like a desert island?
“Mark Zuckerberg has staff blow-dry his armpits before he speaks”
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 From:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)   
 To:  CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)     
42549.71 In reply to 42549.68 
Well, funny you should say that... :S

Whilst it was a hypothetical situation, it turns out fate has decided my near future will indeed involve packing light and surviving in a tent surrounded by sand and trees, for more than one day.

Ok, so it's not on an island, and apparently there's a nearby village supermarket which may or not make food simple, but I still have to figure out a sleeping bag and whatever the fuck else I'm going to need, whilst hoping the "tent" actually turns out to be sticks or bricks and containing appliances...

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 From:  CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)  
 To:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)      
42549.72 In reply to 42549.71 
Flooded out?
“A new computer costs at least 999 USD. How will you make ends meet?”
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 From:  graphitone  
 To:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)      
42549.73 In reply to 42549.71 
You're off on holiday, possibly camping, but hoping for a hotel?
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 From:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)   
 To:  graphitone     
42549.74 In reply to 42549.73 
Hotel, chalet, B&B, caravan... any of those would be fantastic.

Trying to remember my last time in a tent... some time last millennium, but nothing's coming back to me...

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 From:  CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)  
 To:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)      
42549.75 In reply to 42549.74 
https://www.tripadvisor.com/
“A new computer costs at least 999 USD. How will you make ends meet?”
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 From:  koswix  
 To:  Lucy (X3N0PH0N)     
42549.76 In reply to 42549.21 
Don't waste the money on a fleshlight, you can do some pretty freaky stuff with a coconut. 

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If Feds call you and say something bad on me, it may prove what I said are truth, they are afraid of it.
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 From:  koswix  
 To:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)      
42549.77 In reply to 42549.1 
A coconut opener and a set of torx security screw drivers. 

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If Feds call you and say something bad on me, it may prove what I said are truth, they are afraid of it.
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 From:  CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)  
 To:  koswix     
42549.78 In reply to 42549.77 
Isn't a coconut opener just a big ass machete?
“A new computer costs at least 999 USD. How will you make ends meet?”
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 From:  Lucy (X3N0PH0N)  
 To:  CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)     
42549.79 In reply to 42549.78 
Not if you want to fuck it. Depending on your penis, I guess,
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 From:  CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)  
 To:  Lucy (X3N0PH0N)     
42549.80 In reply to 42549.79 
I don't.
“A new computer costs at least 999 USD. How will you make ends meet?”
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