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 From:  Manthorp  
 To:  Lucy (X3N0PH0N)     
42549.41 In reply to 42549.40 
The fleshlight would probably make a passable ad hoc flask.

"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951
 
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 From:  CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)  
 To:  Manthorp     
42549.42 In reply to 42549.41 
Ew.
“He is to dancing and singing as battery acid is to bubble baths.”
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 From:  william (WILLIAMA)  
 To:  Manthorp     
42549.43 In reply to 42549.41 
Will you be using 2 cups or 1?
never trust a man in a blue trench coat, never drive a car when you're dead
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 From:  Manthorp  
 To:  william (WILLIAMA)     
42549.44 In reply to 42549.43 
We'll share.

"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951
 
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 From:  william (WILLIAMA)  
 To:  Manthorp     
42549.45 In reply to 42549.44 
It's traditional
never trust a man in a blue trench coat, never drive a car when you're dead
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 From:  Lucy (X3N0PH0N)  
 To:  william (WILLIAMA)     
42549.46 In reply to 42549.45 
Saves on lubrication.
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 From:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)   
 To:  milko     
42549.47 In reply to 42549.39 
I'd just bring enough dry/unspoiling food that preparation wasn't more than starting a fire, boiling water, and a few minutes of simmering.

Add the necessary pots, flask, lighter/firestarter, a decent knife or two, first aid stuff, and some form of survival guide.

A decent backpack, camp bed, a tent so I don't have to watch what Xen and Throb are up to.
A bunch of solar powered lights, insect repellent.
Maybe a GPS device to avoid getting too lost.

Definitely a huge stash of loo roll because the alternatives wouldn't be fun.


I can't decide if I'd bother bringing reading material, I think I'd prefer a sketchbook and assorted art materials.

And a couple of crash mats so I can do some climbing.

And some bagpipes. :)

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 From:  CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)  
 To:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)      
42549.48 In reply to 42549.47 
No ice machine? No big screen tv? This is already beginning to sound like a living hell.
“I have long-since found that no amount of dappled sunlight or perfectly fallen New England snow can mask the stench of shit and Death that has enveloped this corrupt world.” – Thomas Kinkade
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 From:  milko  
 To:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)      
42549.49 In reply to 42549.47 
wait, are we all on the same island? That changes things a lot. A lot a lot! I'd bring weaponry in case anybody got any Battle Royale ideas. 
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 From:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)   
 To:  milko     
42549.50 In reply to 42549.49 
What sort of weaponry, and who are you expecting to need to use them against?
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 From:  milko  
 To:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)      
42549.51 In reply to 42549.50 
you lot, apparently, for the last part. And so, wet paper bags for the first, perhaps?
milko
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 From:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)   
 To:  milko     
42549.52 In reply to 42549.51 
Hey! We're all pacifists. :@

Well, except maybe Chrisss... but a even a dry paper bag wouldn't stop him.

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 From:  Chris (CHRISSS)  
 To:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)      
42549.53 In reply to 42549.52 
Wait, what? I wasn't the one who wanted to bring weapons along.

Me
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 From:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)   
 To:  Chris (CHRISSS)     
42549.54 In reply to 42549.53 
Pfft! Every item you listed is a potential weapon...
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 From:  Chris (CHRISSS)  
 To:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)      
42549.55 In reply to 42549.54 
There's no way I'd just a bottle of wine or a box of crunchy nut cornflakes as a weapon. What a waste that would be.

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 From:  CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)  
 To:  Chris (CHRISSS)     
42549.56 In reply to 42549.55 
Get him drunk, throw corn flake dust in his eyes FTW.
“People Are Killing Puppy Clones That Don't Come Out 'Perfect'”
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 From:  Chris (CHRISSS)  
 To:  CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)     
42549.57 In reply to 42549.56 
So that's what the crumbs are for at the bottom of the packet.

Me
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 From:  Weatherlawyer (MIKE)  
 To:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)      
42549.58 In reply to 42549.13 
By "high brow" do you mean "pretentious attempt at being intellectual that would be frowned upon by anyone who actually works in Kelvin or knows anything about absolute zero"?

Does anyone actually know anyone in Kelvin that understands zero absolutely. No one nose wan of those.

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 From:  Weatherlawyer (MIKE)  
 To:  graphitone     
42549.59 In reply to 42549.22 
quote: graphitone
Assuming you luck in and discover an island with a pizza oven and the whole gamut of ingredients for making the pizza, what toppings would you go for?

I'd get a bike, some food and some all weather gear.
 

Fuuuuu......
I remember this place is weird.
I keep forgetting that some people don't know enough not to eat the plastic wrapping. No wonder nobody has teeth in this century.

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 From:  Weatherlawyer (MIKE)  
 To:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)      
42549.60 In reply to 42549.29 
:D

That's far more the sort of answer I was expecting.

How far?

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