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 From:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)   
 To:  graphitone     
42549.13 In reply to 42549.9 
Flippant? Not in the slightest.

If your preference is being shipped to Antarctica instead of flown to Bermuda, you are welcome to order appropriately.

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 From:  graphitone  
 To:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)      
42549.14 In reply to 42549.11 
I wouldn't say pretentious, as it's just a joke, so in no way meant to be taken seriously. Think of it more as being rarefied in joke telling terms. A slightly more artful play on words then you'd get watching Michael McIntyre on a Saturday night.

If I'm free to choose which island I'm journeying to, i'd like to pay a visit to Pukapuka. For no other reason than it looks like a giant winklepicker shoe from the right angle.
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 From:  CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)  
 To:  graphitone     
42549.15 In reply to 42549.14 
I used to live near Mt. Desert Island and spent a fair bit of time walking around its various attractions (I think Ant was there a year or two ago?). I suppose £1,024 would buy you a few nights in one of the fancier hotels there.
 
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i'd like to pay a visit to Pukapuka
You'll be in for a Disappointment.
“He is to dancing and singing as battery acid is to bubble baths.”
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 From:  graphitone  
 To:  CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)     
42549.16 In reply to 42549.15 
:C
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 From:  CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)  
 To:  graphitone     
42549.17 In reply to 42549.16 
(it's one of the Disappointment Islands)
“He is to dancing and singing as battery acid is to bubble baths.”
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 From:  Manthorp  
 To:  ALL
42549.18 
I'm disappointed that my offering hasn't been generally accepted as the only rational answer. I'd allow 'strong drink' to cover most opiates as well.

"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951

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 From:  graphitone  
 To:  CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)     
42549.19 In reply to 42549.17 
Sounds like the worst named collection of any place to visit. But at least it sets your expectations.
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 From:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)   
 To:  Manthorp     
42549.20 In reply to 42549.18 
Well I generally question the rationality of contaminating oneself with such substances, but it is at least a proper answer, which is more than pencilhead and pixelface have given.
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 From:  Lucy (X3N0PH0N)  
 To:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)      
42549.21 In reply to 42549.1 
Strong drink and a fleshlight.
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 From:  graphitone  
 To:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)      
42549.22 In reply to 42549.20 
It's sometimes difficult to get an answer out of people isn't it? Assuming you luck in and discover an island with a pizza oven and the whole gamut of ingredients for making the pizza, what toppings would you go for?

I'd get a bike for traveling and exercise, some food if the island wasn't going to provide and some all weather gear.

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 From:  CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)  
 To:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)      
42549.23 In reply to 42549.20 
You go to your "desert island", I'll stick to my Mt. Desert Island, thank you very much

“He is to dancing and singing as battery acid is to bubble baths.”
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 From:  ANT_THOMAS  
 To:  CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)     
42549.24 In reply to 42549.23 
I did like Acadia quite a lot.
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 From:  milko  
 To:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)      
42549.25 In reply to 42549.1 
I've thought of this occasionally over the past days, but I really can't think of much. Solar panels and my Kindle? It'd be nice to get some reading done. Maybe some fishing gear and the means to make fire and chop up the catch etc. 

I think I'd quite enjoy the peace and quiet really. How big's the island, is it worth bringing my mountain bike so I can make some sweet jumps?
milko
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 From:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)   
 To:  Lucy (X3N0PH0N)     
42549.26 In reply to 42549.21 
So... you'd bring Manthorp?
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 From:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)   
 To:  graphitone     
42549.27 In reply to 42549.22 
Well you'd have to be there to find out, not traipsing round penguinland.
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 From:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)   
 To:  CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)     
42549.28 In reply to 42549.23 
Uh...

"French explorer Samuel de Champlain's observation that the summits of the island's mountains were free of vegetation as seen from the sea led him to call the island L’Isle des Monts-déserts (meaning island of barren mountains)."

That photo doesn't look very barren to me.

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 From:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)   
 To:  milko     
42549.29 In reply to 42549.25 
:D

That's far more the sort of answer I was expecting.

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 From:  CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)  
 To:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)      
42549.30 In reply to 42549.28 
That's a plus, in my estimation.
“He is to dancing and singing as battery acid is to bubble baths.”
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 From:  graphitone  
 To:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)      
42549.31 In reply to 42549.27 
I'd much prefer a warm tropical island. So I'm going there.

Do you anticipate sharing these three or so months with anyone else on your choice of island or are you looking for a deserted desert island? If other people are taken out of the equation I'd still take the aforementioned items and a device for playing music and hope for an indigenous pizza oven.
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 From:  CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)  
 To:  graphitone     
42549.32 In reply to 42549.31 
Temperature on Pukapuka is hitting ~37C this afternoon, and some great whites are circling for feeding time...
“He is to dancing and singing as battery acid is to bubble baths.”
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