Turgid oater serves mashup of 'How the west was won'.
“Mitch McConnell, besides being a craven hypocrite, is also a vicious were-turtle, who, by the light of the full moon, develops a ravenous lust for fucking shoes, particularly old sweaty Crocs”
This is highly rated as some kind of classic. John Wayne delivers a wooden reprise of his usual stolid hero role, until he gets shitfaced and burns down his own house over a woman. James Stewart is insufferably righteous. Together they fight primordial crime in the person of uber bully Lee Marvin. The cinematography is dull as dust.
“Mitch McConnell, besides being a craven hypocrite, is also a vicious were-turtle, who, by the light of the full moon, develops a ravenous lust for fucking shoes, particularly old sweaty Crocs”