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 From:  CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)  
 To:  Queeg 500 (JESUSONEEZ)     
41915.25 In reply to 41915.24 
Dalton was the boring Bond IMO, stuffy and self-important. He's had far better roles and performances, notably Lion in Winter.
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 From:  CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)  
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41915.26 
Glenne Headly.

Brilliant in Dirty Rotten Scoundrels.
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 From:  william (WILLIAMA)  
 To:  CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)     
41915.27 In reply to 41915.26 
Blimey, she wasn't that old. A bit too close for comfort in fact.
 
never trust a man in a blue trench coat, never drive a car when you're dead
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 From:  CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)  
 To:  william (WILLIAMA)     
41915.28 In reply to 41915.27 
Same age as me. Good thing I just signed up for a prepaid funeral!
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 From:  Manthorp  
 To:  CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)     
41915.29 In reply to 41915.28 
Nah! Leave the kids with your debts as the ultimate posthumous 'fuck you'.  It's a learning experience for them in the long run.  

I'm demanding that they shoot my ashes into orbit.  Should see them into poverty for the rest of their lives...

"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951
 
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 From:  ANT_THOMAS  
 To:  Manthorp     
41915.30 In reply to 41915.29 
I've decided that I want the following funeral/death procedure....

1. Body donated to medical research
2. Organs donated (will depend on the above and how I die)
3. Having a Sky Burial for the leftovers.
3b. If a Sky Burial isn't possible I want feeding to some lions, polar bears or similar.

I'll probably just end up in an urn.
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 From:  CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)  
 To:  ANT_THOMAS     
41915.31 In reply to 41915.30 
"Body donated to medical research "

My dad wanted this but when the time came they already had enough. Might help if you have some exotic condition they especially want to study.
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 From:  CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)  
 To:  Manthorp     
41915.32 In reply to 41915.29 
I don't have kids, and Mrs.D is planning to go on a cruise after the evidence is cremated...
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 From:  william (WILLIAMA)  
 To:  CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)     
41915.33 In reply to 41915.32 
I've always quite fancied one of those forensic research places where they stab and shoot your corpse a few times and half bury it in bushes, or prop it up in a dummy kitchen etc. Somewhat grim for the mourners though, I suppose.
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 From:  CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)  
 To:  william (WILLIAMA)     
41915.34 In reply to 41915.33 
Presumably all that takes place after the service.
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 From:  koswix  
 To:  CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)     
41915.35 In reply to 41915.34 
I dunno, that'd be a pretty fucking memorable open casket :'D

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 From:  william (WILLIAMA)  
 To:  koswix     
41915.36 In reply to 41915.35 
Which was rather my worry...
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 From:  CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)  
 To:  koswix     
41915.37 In reply to 41915.35 
You could make a pretty good dollar by renting out the guns and knives to the mourners!
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 From:  Queeg 500 (JESUSONEEZ)  
 To:  CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)     
41915.38 In reply to 41915.25 
Not to mention the hedgehog in some of the Toy Story stuff. Oooh, and Rassilon in Doc Who.

Still underrated as Bond though. I wish he'd done at least one more.

You know what he said? Ah need 'bout tree-fiddy.
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