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 From:  koswix  
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41659.1 
Normal rules, pick three well known people you think will shuffle off in the coming year. Points awarded for death of the xeleb (typo, but I'm keeping it) and a bonus point if you get then cause of death right too. A squillion points deducted if you choose someone I like. Selections must be unique.

My three:

1. Donald Trump. Strangled to death in his sleep by his 'own' hair. Definitely no security services, foreign or otherwise, implicated in any way shape or form. No sir.

2. Justin Bieber. Autoeroticasphyxiation gone wrong.

3. Nigel Farage. Chokes on a pork scratching, but it in a manly, British way. Could have saved him self if he wanted to but refused to put his beer down as that would have been giving in to muslamistan.

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 From:  CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)  
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41659.2 
1. Michael Caine will still be undead

2. Clint Eastwood will pull his pants up over his head and walk into traffic

3. Harrison Ford will attempt unsuccessfully to perform Millenium Falcon-style evasive maneouvers in a small aircraft, after some earthbound brats shine a laser pointer at him

 

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 From:  koswix  
 To:  CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)     
41659.3 In reply to 41659.2 
Pretty sure number 3 already happened.

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 From:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)  
 To:  koswix     
41659.4 In reply to 41659.1 
Any rules against being the cause? :>
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 From:  koswix  
 To:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)     
41659.5 In reply to 41659.4 
As long as I approve of your selection I have no issues with you stacking the deck.

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 From:  CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)  
 To:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)     
41659.6 In reply to 41659.4 
Who is it you want to kill?

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 From:  graphitone  
 To:  koswix     
41659.7 In reply to 41659.1 
David Hasselhoff - his head exploding after filling with too much ego.

Louis Theroux - shot after wearing a ginger wig while filming a documentary around the streets of Compton. Ginger hair is a terrible insult to those living in Compton. As it is everywhere.

Willie Nelson - Natural causes. Being altogether too awesome is natural causes, right?


 
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 From:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)  
 To:  koswix     
41659.8 In reply to 41659.5 
Ok, so that's Charles, Philip, and I'll add the third later...
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 From:  CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)  
 To:  graphitone     
41659.9 In reply to 41659.7 
Willie Nelson - Natural causes dope, more dope, still more dope.

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 From:  koswix  
 To:  graphitone     
41659.10 In reply to 41659.7 
Straying dangerously close to losing a squillion points there with Nelson.

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 From:  graphitone  
 To:  koswix     
41659.11 In reply to 41659.10 
I know, but half of the Highway men are dead, Nelson's the elder statesman now and likley the next in line.

I remember Johnny Cash dying and that was a sad day - especially as he was doing his best work at the time.
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 From:  koswix  
 To:  graphitone     
41659.12 In reply to 41659.11 
That's it, minus a squillion for you.

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 From:  graphitone  
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41659.13 In reply to 41659.12 
 :-((
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 From:  Voltane  
 To:  koswix     
41659.14 In reply to 41659.1 
What is the result of last years?


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 From:  koswix  
 To:  Voltane     
41659.15 In reply to 41659.14 
Some people died, some people didn't.

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 From:  graphitone  
 To:  koswix     
41659.16 In reply to 41659.15 
I assume the results will be released in the 2007 award ceremony.
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 From:  koswix  
 To:  graphitone     
41659.17 In reply to 41659.16 
That would be silly. The winner will be announced at the 2014 awards ceremony.

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 From:  koswix  
 To:  koswix     
41659.18 In reply to 41659.17 
(which Kenny assures me he'll be taking care of just as soon as he's caught up with 2007, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12 and 13)

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 From:  graphitone  
 To:  koswix     
41659.19 In reply to 41659.18 
(nod) Of course. :J
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 From:  Voltane  
 To:  koswix     
41659.20 In reply to 41659.15 
Some sad news and some not, then. As to which is which...

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