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 From:  graphitone  
 To:  koswix     
41632.21 In reply to 41632.20 
I once married my chemistry teacher. From the back row of the classroom my friend acted as priest and performed the service. She happened to say 'yes' at the appropriate time and that was that. We never consummated the marriage, so I guess that's grounds for divorce some 19 years later. That said there was never any paperwork, no trail. I doubt even the feds would be able to find me.

 
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 From:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)  
 To:  koswix     
41632.22 In reply to 41632.20 
It's not that big...

Kenny
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 From:  koswix  
 To:  graphitone     
41632.23 In reply to 41632.21 
How did the Yew Tree interview go?

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If Feds call you and say something bad on me, it may prove what I said are truth, they are afraid of it.

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 From:  graphitone  
 To:  koswix     
41632.24 In reply to 41632.23 
Fine, I suggested that she started it all, and implicated her as the antagonist.

They offered me tea and Werther's throughout.
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 From:  koswix  
 To:  graphitone     
41632.25 In reply to 41632.24 
Why is black Friday stuff still being advertised?

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If Feds call you and say something bad on me, it may prove what I said are truth, they are afraid of it.

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 From:  ANT_THOMAS  
 To:  koswix     
41632.26 In reply to 41632.25 
Because not enough people bought the shite on offer so there's left over stock.
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 From:  graphitone  
 To:  koswix     
41632.27 In reply to 41632.25 
What Ant said. It's nothing to do with my alleged sham marriage to my chemistry teacher, whatever the world may think.
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 From:  koswix  
 To:  ANT_THOMAS     
41632.28 In reply to 41632.26 
I'm waiting for curry's to send me a 25 quid gift card. Suspect they're being slow so I can't use it against black 'friday' prices. :(

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 From:  koswix  
 To:  graphitone     
41632.29 In reply to 41632.27 
So you're saying that this annual tradition of appeasing the retail gods is to keep your side of the bargain?

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 From:  graphitone  
 To:  koswix     
41632.30 In reply to 41632.29 
No, I'm /not/ saying that.

Tsk.
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 From:  koswix  
 To:  graphitone     
41632.31 In reply to 41632.30 
Ah, right. You're /not/ saying that. My mistake. (nod)

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