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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)   9 Aug 2015 19:35 
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So I'm sitting on the train from Zürich to Basel. I have a nice seat with no one in front of me so I can stretch my legs. Then some goddam bint says "excuse me" and sits down opposite

Just because she's too lazy to walk further up the train I lose my legroom! And she didn't even try to excuse herself in German but bloody English!! :@

I shall letch her to drive her away. Bah!

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 From:  CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)   9 Aug 2015 20:20 
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She likes you. Idiot!

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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)   9 Aug 2015 21:11 
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No.

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 From:  CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)   9 Aug 2015 23:39 
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 (drool)

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 From:  graphitone   10 Aug 2015 13:42 
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Did you get a photo of her? I'm imagining a large, unwieldy, Trunchbull like matriarch.


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 From:  CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)   10 Aug 2015 14:31 
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He's got a selfie of her planting a big, wet Trunchbull kiss on his cheek. But he won't post it.

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 From:  graphitone   10 Aug 2015 14:45 
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Hmph.

That'd be just what I need to bring some fun into my day.

I hate mobile phones.

No, wait, I quite like my phone. That one works.

I hate troubleshooting other people's phones and getting Blackberry, IOS and Android to all get along with each other. :C


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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)   10 Aug 2015 21:24 
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No, she was young, slight, and not unattractive.

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 From:  graphitone   11 Aug 2015 08:56 
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Well, there's something to keep you entertained on your trip. :/

How's the rail system over there? They treating you well?


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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)   12 Aug 2015 05:41 
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The rail system is pretty decent (unless you happen to get one of the French trains). It usually runs on time, which is initially a shock but one that's worth getting used to

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