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From:	Ken (SHIELDSIT)	17 Oct 2014 02:54
To:	ALL	31 of 68

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Hiya everyone! I was allowed to come home last night. Not sure if I posted it, but here is the final injury totals. 2 fractured vertebrae in my lower back. 1 fractured heel. They aren't going to operate on my back, I have a very large brace to wear for 3 months and they hope that it will heal on its own. I will find out next week about my heel. It actually gives me more pain than my back, but that's not saying much. They both hurt like a bitch. This is the first time I've ever had a broken/fractured bone. They kept asking me to rate my pain from 1-10, 10 being the worst pain I've ever felt. It was easily a 10! Now I've got recovery to go through. I'm super sore but every day it gets a little better. Being home in my own bed makes a big difference. Some of the questions you guys ask or things you've said are funny. Yes, I've cleaned my gutters twice a year for about 15 years now. I take a leaf blower with me and just blow them out. It turns a 2 hour job into a 15 minute job. Works great! I wasn't using the ladder for anything other than a stairway to the roof. I wasn't standing on it and cleaning the gutters. I put up the ladder and started climbing, and when I got to the roof and made a step towards it my ladder slid on the pavement on the driveway. I had one foot on the ladder and one foot in the air. I landed in a jackknive position and then my head bounced off the pavement. I can understand the damage to my back, but I have no idea what happened to my heel. I also don't know how I didn't crack my skull open. But they checked my head and it didn't hurt one bit. I didn't get to enjoy the ride in the helicopter either. I was strapped to a backboard and couldn't move. I pretty much only saw the rotors and sky. It did turn an hour and a half drive into 25 minutes though, so that was nice. When I arrived at the Trauma Center about 15 people surrounded me and proceeded to cut all my clothes off. I couldn't even enjoy it because each was trying to ask me something. One of them shoved a finger up my ass and I said "What the hell man? I don't think that was necessary!" The others thought it was funny, I didn't think it was funny and they guy is lucky I had a broken back and heel and was strapped to a board! I remained strapped to that board for about 10 hours. At that point I considered it torture. My body hurt worse from the board than from the fall. They kept saying we had to wait for the results of my CT scans, which were done hours before. They wouldn't let me drink anything or roll on my side. At this point I started getting pissed and my mum started getting me water in a little cup to drink. And I started trying to get on my side. After a little of this they gave me a bed and took me off that fucking board! The rest is pretty typical hospital stay stuff. Fall asleep, someone walks in to ask the same 10 questions as the last person. Fall asleep again and it's time for a test.... ------------------------------------------------------------------------ If you don't like donut, then leave it alone. Nobody force you to eat it.

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From:	fixrman	17 Oct 2014 03:21
To:	Ken (SHIELDSIT)	32 of 68

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Again, sorry about the injury. I've been there.

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One of them shoved a finger up my ass and I said "What the hell man? I don't think that was necessary!"

They were checking nerve response to see if you were suffering from cauda equina. It is a serious condition that would require immediate surgery/treatment.

They kept you on the board to keep you from moving and possibly cause more damage. You don't want to have nerve damage. Mine was severe; 12 years later I still have radiculopathy (numbness) in my left foot, outer half and the tibialis anterior, nearly around into the lateral head of the gastrocnemius.

It makes it difficult to stand on my left foot and raise my right, say when I am trying to dry after a shower (I hate getting the floor all wet). I can do it, but I am not steady really. it is odd because my strength is good, it just causes stability issues at times, or cramping from overuse. If I am on my feet too long I will know it.

Take care of yourself and take the pain medications, all of them. If they give you oral Prednisone you should be interesting to be around. Let me know how your dreams go, and if you are ravenously hungry or if you gett jittery.

Don't start to think all is well too soon. Take it slow.

Did you ever see such a messed up situation in your whole life, son?

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From:	CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)	17 Oct 2014 10:22
To:	fixrman	33 of 68

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"cauda equina" horse's ass? ---- "Ninety percent of Americans use the Internet. The other ten percent use the banjo."

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From:	fixrman	17 Oct 2014 12:13
To:	CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)	34 of 68

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Cauda equina is a serious medical condition that can result from spinal injury. Trauma to the nerve roots at the base of the spine can result in "saddle area" numbness that can cause lack of bowel/bladder control. It is a medical/surgical emergency because cord damage or nerve root compression, if left untreated for over 48 hours it can lead to permanent damage.

Did you ever see such a messed up situation in your whole life, son?

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From:	99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)	17 Oct 2014 12:38
To:	fixrman	35 of 68

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<pedant> Cauda equine is a spinal nerve plexus. Cauda equine syndrome is a serious neurological ailment. </pedant> bastard by name bastard by nature

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From:	fixrman	17 Oct 2014 13:43
To:	99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)	36 of 68

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Here, it is referred to as Cauda Equina Syndrome and is also referred to as Cauda Equina in abreviated form. I am quite familiar with it, lover - having spent well over a year rehabilitating from my back injury and CES being quite a valid concern. If I search for Cauda Equine I get results only for Cauda Equina.

I'm not a doctor, but I do play one on TV.

Did you ever see such a messed up situation in your whole life, son?

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From:	CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)	17 Oct 2014 17:16
To:	fixrman	37 of 68

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I was right, then. ---- "Ninety percent of Americans use the Internet. The other ten percent use the banjo."

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From:	fixrman	17 Oct 2014 17:29
To:	CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)	38 of 68

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Not so fast.

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Cauda equine is a spinal nerve plexus. Cauda equine syndrome is a serious neurological ailment.
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I am not aware of any condition called cauda Equine. It is Cauda Equina and Cauda Equina Syndrome. To be pedantic about it.

Did you ever see such a messed up situation in your whole life, son?

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From:	99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)	17 Oct 2014 19:29
To:	fixrman	39 of 68

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Yeah, fucking automatic spell correction! :@ bastard by name bastard by nature

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From:	Ken (SHIELDSIT)	17 Oct 2014 21:23
To:	fixrman	40 of 68

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How did you injure yourself? Was it your back as well? * They have found a couple of things that aren't related to my fall while checking me out. I have something in my liver and they found that my heel and ankle joint has been fused together. I've always had trouble standing because of the pain in my feet, legs, and back and that could be a reason. I see it was your back, what happened? ------------------------------------------------------------------------* If you don't like donut, then leave it alone. Nobody force you to eat it.

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From:	99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)	17 Oct 2014 21:32
To:	Ken (SHIELDSIT)	41 of 68

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Is that why you broke your heel, do they think? bastard by name bastard by nature

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From:	Ken (SHIELDSIT)	17 Oct 2014 21:39
To:	99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)	42 of 68

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No, they didn't really say what they thought happened to my heel. I must have just hit it really hard to the driveway. They actually fuse the two bones together to fix the break that I currently have. But since mine is already fused they aren't sure what they are going to do. I hope they choose to let it heal on its own. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ If you don't like donut, then leave it alone. Nobody force you to eat it.

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From:	fixrman	17 Oct 2014 23:07
To:	Ken (SHIELDSIT)	43 of 68

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I had a really odd slip at work. I never fell, but two co-workers and a manager heard a loud pop! when I grabbed a lift post to avoid falling. they said it sounded like a mammoth home run being hit. Little did I know what was to come. Fractured disc, diagnosis HNP L5S1, with additional HNP L4-5. I could not lift my left leg the morning I woke up symptomatic and my back was bent in the middle like a "C" even though I was standing straight as I could. I had to lift my leg at the knee with my pajama pants with my hand to walk. I felt like someone was driving a rapier into my ass cheek, through my pelvis and into my spine. My left foot felt like I was walking with a cold, wet sock on that was filled with sand. The left leg was numb pretty much for the entire anterior part and most of my left foot.

When I could finally see the doctor it easily took me 5 minutes to walk the 25 feet to get into the office.

Did you ever see such a messed up situation in your whole life, son?

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From:	Ken (SHIELDSIT)	18 Oct 2014 21:22
To:	fixrman	44 of 68

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Wow! I couldn't imagine hearing a sound like that come from my back! ------------------------------------------------------------------------ If you don't like donut, then leave it alone. Nobody force you to eat it.

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From:	fixrman	19 Oct 2014 02:47
To:	Ken (SHIELDSIT)	45 of 68

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Funny thing was, I didn't hear it - but they all did. It didn't even hurt. Then.

Did you ever see such a messed up situation in your whole life, son?

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From:	ANT_THOMAS	20 Oct 2014 08:25
To:	Ken (SHIELDSIT)	46 of 68

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Definitely ouch Ken, take it easy! ┌─────┐ │ │ │ ┌─┐ │ │ │ │ │ │ └─┘ │ │ │ │ ┌─┐ │ │ │ │ │ │ │ │ │ └─┘ └─┘

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From:	DeannaG (CYBATRON)	24 Oct 2014 16:26
To:	Ken (SHIELDSIT)	48 of 68

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I hope you get well very soon and suffer as little as possible. Don't be overdoing it and listen to the doctors. ((((((((BIG-SQUISHY-GRANDMA-HUGS)))))))) Deanna Cybatrons Free Network: Where Free isn't just a word! A free hosting network run by people for people! Free hosting for Beehive or PHPBB forums with Ajax Chat. Need a nice place to build your online community? Well then check out the CFN member sites! CFN Beehive Styles Gallery

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From:	Ken (SHIELDSIT)	24 Oct 2014 19:17
To:	DeannaG (CYBATRON)	49 of 68

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Thanks! I'm trying to take it easy. Getting very bored now. I need to work on something but I can't decide what. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ If you don't like donut, then leave it alone. Nobody force you to eat it.

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From:	koswix	24 Oct 2014 20:48
To:	Ken (SHIELDSIT)	50 of 68

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Quad copter flying skills?


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