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 From:  koswix  
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41179.1 
Been watching Raa Raa the Noisy Lion (http://www.raaraathenoisylion.com) and it's making me REALLY REALLY ANGRY.

Not with the show, that's fine and Isaac likes making all the noises. My ANGER is at Monsanto, why the Fuck don't we have desktop safari animals yet? What's the latest word from those slack-assed mother fuckers?

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If Feds call you and say something bad on me, it may prove what I said are truth, they are afraid of it.

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 From:  ANT_THOMAS  
 To:  koswix     
41179.2 In reply to 41179.1 
We definitely need a progress report on this one.
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 From:  koswix  
 To:  ANT_THOMAS     
41179.3 In reply to 41179.2 
Who was in charge of this? Was it Xen?

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If Feds call you and say something bad on me, it may prove what I said are truth, they are afraid of it.

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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)  
 To:  koswix     
41179.4 In reply to 41179.3 
It was indeed Xen, which probably explains the lack of progress (except in the development of cigarette ash)

truffy.gifbastard by name
bastard by nature

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 From:  koswix  
 To:  Lucy (X3N0PH0N)     
41179.5 In reply to 41179.4 
Put the fag out and get it sorted you dirty layabout.

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If Feds call you and say something bad on me, it may prove what I said are truth, they are afraid of it.

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 From:  Lucy (X3N0PH0N)  
 To:  koswix     
41179.6 In reply to 41179.5 
I've emailed Monsanto about this on numerous* occasions and they've simply shown no willingness to co-operate. I think we may have to find an even more evil corporation to partner with, any suggestions?

* one is a number.
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 From:  koswix  
 To:  Lucy (X3N0PH0N)     
41179.7 In reply to 41179.6 
Philip Morris? You must have some influence there.

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If Feds call you and say something bad on me, it may prove what I said are truth, they are afraid of it.

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 From:  milko  
 To:  Lucy (X3N0PH0N)     
41179.8 In reply to 41179.6 
Should we perhaps go with a government? Maybe if we include some sort of spying ability, we could get funding from the NSA. 
milko
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 From:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)  
 To:  milko     
41179.9 In reply to 41179.8 
If you can wait a month, we might be in a position to ask the Scottish government if they can help. Stands to reason it'd be a good shout, what with the expertise in cloning*, odd animals** and miniaturisation*** we have in Scotland.

*Dolly the Sheep
**Haggis, Nessie, Dolly the Sheep
***Ronnie Corbett

Kenny
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 From:  koswix  
 To:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)     
41179.10 In reply to 41179.9 
But then they'd all be sleekit and timorous.

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If Feds call you and say something bad on me, it may prove what I said are truth, they are afraid of it.

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 From:  milko  
 To:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)     
41179.11 In reply to 41179.9 
Didn't your Scottish miniaturisation experiments lead to that whole Krankies thing? I would've thought it strictly verboten since that happened.
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 From:  ANT_THOMAS  
 To:  milko     Mouse     
41179.12 In reply to 41179.11 
Mouse seems to be doing some sort of experiment. Just not sure if it's miniaturisation or giganticising (that's now a word).
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 From:  milko  
 To:  ANT_THOMAS     Mouse     Mouse (MOUSE23)     
41179.13 In reply to 41179.12 
Good point! Mouse, get some animals into this experiment!
milko
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 From:  Lucy (X3N0PH0N)  
 To:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)     
41179.14 In reply to 41179.9 
And Shetland ponies!

Sounds like a plan. You need to start campaigning for 'Yes'.
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 From:  Manthorp  
 To:  Lucy (X3N0PH0N)     
41179.15 In reply to 41179.14 
Ponies are effete affectations of the bourgoisie.  Political correctness gone mad.  We want mini-dinosaurs and we cannot lie.

"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951
 
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 From:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)  
 To:  Lucy (X3N0PH0N)     
41179.16 In reply to 41179.14 
I'll ask everyone I know to vote Yes because I want miniature dinosaurs. (Rather than asking them to vote Yes because I believe it's an opportunity for a more progressive and socially democratic nation which better suits the needs of the people, like I've been doing just now).

Kenny
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 From:  Lucy (X3N0PH0N)  
 To:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)     
41179.17 In reply to 41179.16 
I am entirely for 'Yes' for all of the reasons you said. Unfortunately you'll saddle us with a permanent Tory government. So fuck you.
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 From:  ANT_THOMAS  
 To:  Lucy (X3N0PH0N)     
41179.18 In reply to 41179.17 
That's my issue with this independence thing. Love them to vote Yes for their own benefit but it fucks us when it comes to our parliament.
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 From:  Lucy (X3N0PH0N)  
 To:  ANT_THOMAS     
41179.19 In reply to 41179.18 
Still, it'll be our own fault. Referendum for Northern independence tbh.
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 From:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)  
 To:  Lucy (X3N0PH0N)     
41179.20 In reply to 41179.17 
Yeah, sorry about that. Unfortunately, I think you'll get a Tory government regardless of what happens in Scotland.

Kenny
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