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From:	koswix	1 Jul 2014 22:58
To:	ALL	1 of 31

41107.1

Today I sawed a sofa in half. Partly because it wouldn't fit out the door, and partly for the shits and giggles.

I quite like the Damien Hirst-esque look to it.

What did you do today?


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From:	ANT_THOMAS	1 Jul 2014 23:20
To:	koswix	2 of 31

41107.2 In reply to 41107.1
Today I built a sofa. ┌─────┐ │ │ │ ┌─┐ │ │ │ │ │ │ └─┘ │ │ │ │ ┌─┐ │ │ │ │ │ │ │ │ │ └─┘ └─┘
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From:	CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)	1 Jul 2014 23:30
To:	ANT_THOMAS	3 of 31

41107.3 In reply to 41107.2
IKEA? ---- "Ninety percent of Americans use the Internet. The other ten percent use the banjo."

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From:	koswix	2 Jul 2014 00:13
To:	ANT_THOMAS	4 of 31

41107.4 In reply to 41107.2

I'd totally recommend sawing it in half. Sat out and had a beer with my neighbour earlier, wasn't at all awkward or over-familiar because we both had a separate half of sofa to sit on.


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From:	koswix	2 Jul 2014 00:14
To:	CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)	5 of 31

41107.5 In reply to 41107.3

She went of her own accord.


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From:	patch	2 Jul 2014 01:48
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41107.6 In reply to 41107.1
How did it get in in the first place?

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From:	Ken (SHIELDSIT)	2 Jul 2014 02:22
To:	koswix	7 of 31

41107.7 In reply to 41107.1
I listened to bitches tell me my site was broken while I was logged into it! --------------------------------------------- Give me liberty or, I dunno, something.

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From:	ANT_THOMAS	2 Jul 2014 07:40
To:	CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)	8 of 31

41107.8 In reply to 41107.3
Yep. ┌─────┐ │ │ │ ┌─┐ │ │ │ │ │ │ └─┘ │ │ │ │ ┌─┐ │ │ │ │ │ │ │ │ │ └─┘ └─┘

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From:	koswix	2 Jul 2014 09:56
To:	patch	9 of 31

41107.9 In reply to 41107.6

We have no idea.


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From:	CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)	2 Jul 2014 11:02
To:	Ken (SHIELDSIT)	10 of 31

41107.10 In reply to 41107.7
Happens to me all the time. They're always looking at them on an iPhone or IE8 in "compatabilty mode". ---- "Ninety percent of Americans use the Internet. The other ten percent use the banjo."

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From:	CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)	2 Jul 2014 11:05
To:	koswix	11 of 31

41107.11 In reply to 41107.5
Is that like a scotch pun? I don't get it. ---- "Ninety percent of Americans use the Internet. The other ten percent use the banjo."

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From:	Ken (SHIELDSIT)	2 Jul 2014 11:05
To:	CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)	12 of 31

41107.12 In reply to 41107.10
The bitches I'm talking about are lurking around here somewhere. They know who they are! And just to make them aware, we are currently making fun of you all on my non working beehive forum! --------------------------------------------- Give me liberty or, I dunno, something.

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From:	patch	2 Jul 2014 11:08
To:	koswix	13 of 31

41107.13 In reply to 41107.9
There's a Douglas Adams scenario there, somewhere.

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From:	koswix	2 Jul 2014 12:18
To:	CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)	14 of 31

41107.14 In reply to 41107.11

It was hilarious.


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From:	koswix	2 Jul 2014 12:18
To:	patch	15 of 31

41107.15 In reply to 41107.13

Thankfully there was no cricket in sight.


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From:	Wattsy (SLAYERPUNX)	2 Jul 2014 12:59
To:	koswix	16 of 31

41107.16 In reply to 41107.1
I am liking your work but the most important thing is what type of saw was it?

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From:	koswix	2 Jul 2014 16:13
To:	Wattsy (SLAYERPUNX)	17 of 31

41107.17 In reply to 41107.16

Mainly a circular saw, with a tenon saw for a couple of hard to reach places. That was all I had to hand.


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From:	Wattsy (SLAYERPUNX)	2 Jul 2014 16:17
To:	koswix	18 of 31

41107.18 In reply to 41107.17
I was expecting a chainsaw in there somewhere but, Good job that man!

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From:	koswix	2 Jul 2014 16:53
To:	Wattsy (SLAYERPUNX)	19 of 31

41107.19 In reply to 41107.16

Mainly a circular saw, with a tenon saw for a couple of hard to reach places. That was all I had to hand.


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From:	koswix	2 Jul 2014 16:54
To:	Wattsy (SLAYERPUNX)	20 of 31

41107.20 In reply to 41107.18

If I had one I probably would have used it. Might have been a bit scary at the springs, though...


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