How do you make a dead baby float?

From:	koswix	3 Sep 2013 18:53
To:	ALL	1 of 14

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Glass of lemonade, two scoops of ice cream, and Android 4.4.


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From:	william (WILLIAMA)	3 Sep 2013 23:07
To:	koswix	2 of 14

40674.2 In reply to 40674.1
Bugger. It's hard enough avoiding Nestle products without this shit.

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From:	koswix	3 Sep 2013 23:46
To:	william (WILLIAMA)	3 of 14

40674.3 In reply to 40674.2

My thoughts exactly. Although as a Samsung owner I doubt my S4 will ever (officially) get 4.4


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From:	milko	3 Sep 2013 23:52
To:	koswix	4 of 14

40674.4 In reply to 40674.1
it is the weirdest tie-in in a long time. And apparently they ditched Key Lime Pie as the name because they wanted to stick with desserts? But that's a dessert! KitKat isn't! Nor are jelly beans anyway! Stupid.

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From:	ANT_THOMAS	4 Sep 2013 05:53
To:	milko	5 of 14

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And they didn't think enough people knew what a key lime pie tasted like. I love key lime pies! ┌─────┐ │ │ │ ┌─┐ │ │ │ │ │ │ └─┘ │ │ │ │ ┌─┐ │ │ │ │ │ │ │ │ │ └─┘ └─┘

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From:	koswix	4 Sep 2013 08:28
To:	ANT_THOMAS	6 of 14

40674.6 In reply to 40674.5

Tesco had key lime pie ice cream the other week. Fucking lovely.


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From:	ANT_THOMAS	4 Sep 2013 09:07
To:	koswix	7 of 14

40674.7 In reply to 40674.6
Sounds good! In fact, I'd eaten a key lime pie before I ever tried froyo. ┌─────┐ │ │ │ ┌─┐ │ │ │ │ │ │ └─┘ │ │ │ │ ┌─┐ │ │ │ │ │ │ │ │ │ └─┘ └─┘

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From:	milko	4 Sep 2013 10:12
To:	ANT_THOMAS	8 of 14

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people could always have googled it. Harrumph.

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From:	CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)	4 Sep 2013 17:06
To:	koswix	9 of 14

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---- "But as the baby's mouth develops into adulthood, it will ultimately be used for badmouthing co-workers, interrupting people when they speak, and never bothering to say thank you."

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From:	koswix	4 Sep 2013 18:32
To:	CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)	10 of 14

40674.10 In reply to 40674.9

That'll sink, not enough displacement.


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From:	CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)	4 Sep 2013 19:39
To:	koswix	11 of 14

40674.11 In reply to 40674.10
---- "But as the baby's mouth develops into adulthood, it will ultimately be used for badmouthing co-workers, interrupting people when they speak, and never bothering to say thank you."

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From:	koswix	4 Sep 2013 19:44
To:	CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)	12 of 14

40674.12 In reply to 40674.11

That shark looks worse than Jaws 3D.


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From:	CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)	4 Sep 2013 21:14
To:	koswix	13 of 14

40674.13 In reply to 40674.12
There's a bunch more here: http://web.archive.org/web/20070708175747/http://www.creepyclown.com/creepyversus.htm Attached probably being about the best ---- "But as the baby's mouth develops into adulthood, it will ultimately be used for badmouthing co-workers, interrupting people when they speak, and never bothering to say thank you."
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From:	CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)	4 Sep 2013 21:18
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Though this one is probably my fave. ---- "But as the baby's mouth develops into adulthood, it will ultimately be used for badmouthing co-workers, interrupting people when they speak, and never bothering to say thank you."
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