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 From:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)  
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40323.1 
I wish they'd stop pissing with the weather!  It was mid 50's (f) here yesterday and now it's in the low 20's (f).  I swear the bastards don't know how to control the weather worth a shit! I think they are just messing me us now!
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 From:  Queeg 500 (JESUSONEEZ)  
 To:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)     
40323.2 In reply to 40323.1 
Maybe HAARP is broken.

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 From:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)  
 To:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)     
40323.3 In reply to 40323.1 
It's the asteroids you've got to watch for.

Kenny
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 From:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)  
 To:  Queeg 500 (JESUSONEEZ)     
40323.4 In reply to 40323.2 
I had to look that up, but I think you're on the right path!
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 From:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)  
 To:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)     Looberry (LUCY)     
40323.5 In reply to 40323.3 
Testing multiple peeps.  Seems when I put a comma in and pick another person it removes the original person.  Maybe it's a user issue.

Are there asteroids on the way?  That could render teh weather moot.
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 From:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)  
 To:  Looberry (LUCY)     
40323.6 In reply to 40323.5 
Sorry, I somehow picked the wrong person from the new multi-user selection apparatus screen.

But I'll take this opportunity to say "hello other Lucy!"
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 From:  Matt  
 To:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)     
40323.7 In reply to 40323.5 
Or you need to clear your browser cache.

(And you added the wrong Lucy to your post)

doohicky

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 From:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)  
 To:  Matt     
40323.8 In reply to 40323.7 
Fucking browser cache. It ruins all of our nice things.  Can you make a big fucking button on the home page that we can click to clear the cache?  I think that would be rather handy actually!

And yeah, I already apologized to the stranger Lucy for my error.
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 From:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)  
 To:  Matt     
40323.9 In reply to 40323.7 
Just quickly looking it seems you can't clear the cache server side.  Could you, or do you currently, use something like this in your code?

code:
<?php
header("Expires: Tue, 01 Jan 2000 00:00:00 GMT");
header("Last-Modified: " . gmdate("D, d M Y H:i:s") . " GMT");
header("Cache-Control: no-store, no-cache, must-revalidate, max-age=0");
header("Cache-Control: post-check=0, pre-check=0", false);
header("Pragma: no-cache");
?>

 

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 From:  koswix  
 To:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)     
40323.10 In reply to 40323.3 
Damn those climate change asteroids!

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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)  
 To:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)     
40323.11 In reply to 40323.1 
It was mid 50's (f) here yesterday and now it's in the low 20's (f).
This means nothing. Please use an internally-accepted standard for temperature. Ithankyou.

truffy.gifbastard by name
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 From:  Matt  
 To:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)     
40323.12 In reply to 40323.9 
It's the JavaScript files that are cached, not the PHP.

Annoyingly most browsers ignore cache control for JavaScript and CSS files. They do it on purpose, just to annoy me I reckon.

doohicky

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 From:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)  
 To:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)     
40323.13 In reply to 40323.11 
12.7778 C to -6.66667

Bettery?
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 From:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)  
 To:  Matt     
40323.14 In reply to 40323.12 
I bet that's why!  Oh, and to annoy me!
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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)  
 To:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)     
40323.15 In reply to 40323.13 
That's about what we have at the moment, I don't see the problem. Now when we went sledding on Sunday it was -11C, that was a bit nippy.

truffy.gifbastard by name
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 From:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)  
 To:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)     
40323.16 In reply to 40323.15 
The problem is the gov'ment can't figure out how to run their weather machine!  They need to pick a temperature and stick with it!
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 From:  Chris (CHRISSS)  
 To:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)     
40323.17 In reply to 40323.5 
Is teh weather different to weather in the rest of the world/internet?

Me
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 From:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)  
 To:  Chris (CHRISSS)     
40323.18 In reply to 40323.17 
It's always sunny and warm here at teh teh!
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 From:  koswix  
 To:  ALL
40323.19 
CNN woman wonders if global warming is to blame for asteroid passing near earth.

http://www.popsci.com/science/article/2013-02/cnn-anchor-wonders-bill-nye-did-global-warming-send-asteroid-near-earth?cmpid=mobify

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 From:  Chris (CHRISSS)  
 To:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)     
40323.20 In reply to 40323.18 
All the warmer with your presence :) Or should that be presents? In fact, maybe you should buy us all presents.

Me
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