Ranter's CornerToo Fucking Cold Bro!

 

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 From:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)  
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40269.1 
It's been hovering between 0 and 10 degress F here for the past three days. (-17 thru -10). My water pipes have frozen between the house and garage, they supply water to my washing machine.  It's under the house/ground that this has happened and I can't find/get to the frozen area.  I fucking hate winter so bad.  Fuck winter and fuck frozen pipes. And fuck me!
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 From:  JonCooper  
 To:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)     
40269.2 In reply to 40269.1 

Jon
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 From:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)  
 To:  JonCooper     
40269.3 In reply to 40269.2 
haha, what is that?  I have some insulation that goes around pipes, but it won't help because the pipes are in the /ground/!!
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 From:  graphitone  
 To:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)     
40269.4 In reply to 40269.3 
I think you may have buy another tool. Guns aren't going to cut it with this one. :J

Maybe you could encourage moles to sleep around the pipes and insulate them.
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 From:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)  
 To:  graphitone     
40269.5 In reply to 40269.4 
Maybe I can stuff the kids in a hole somewhere and see if they can find the frozen area!
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 From:  graphitone  
 To:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)     
40269.6 In reply to 40269.5 
If only there was some sort of a tool that made holes in things quickly and easily. :?
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 From:  Chris (CHRISSS)  
 To:  graphitone     
40269.7 In reply to 40269.6 
Assault rifle or bazooka?

Me
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 From:  graphitone  
 To:  Chris (CHRISSS)     
40269.8 In reply to 40269.7 


:-Y
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 From:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)  
 To:  graphitone     
40269.9 In reply to 40269.8 
Oh, so I should just go drag my cannon out.  Why didn't you say so?

Actually it got a balmy 14 degrees outside today and the pipes began to put forth water.  So, unless it gets nut chillingly cold again we are back in business!
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 From:  graphitone  
 To:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)     
40269.10 In reply to 40269.9 
Is that 14 degrees fahrenheit or celsius? 'Cos if it's the latter, that's some bonkers-shit weather you've got there. You'd feel right at home over here.

To avoid any confusion in the future, kindly express your temperatures in a layman pleasing Kelvin. :-{)
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 From:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)  
 To:  graphitone     
40269.11 In reply to 40269.10 
14F or -10C
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 From:  graphitone  
 To:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)     
40269.12 In reply to 40269.11 
You're right, that's positively balmy!

Wasn't there an old axiom that us here in Britannia would soon get the weather you've just had on the east coast of US land? If that holds any water I'm not looking forward to freezing over the next few weeks. Our heating can barely cope with the -1 temperatures we've got at the moment.
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 From:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)  
 To:  graphitone     
40269.13 In reply to 40269.12 
I dunno, I can kind of see that making sense - ours usually moves west to east.  But this shit if moving north to south from Canada. Those bastards can keep this shit!
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 From:  koswix  
 To:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)     
40269.14 In reply to 40269.11 
That's nothing. Less than nothing, in fact. Wuss.

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If Feds call you and say something bad on me, it may prove what I said are truth, they are afraid of it.

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 From:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)  
 To:  koswix     
40269.15 In reply to 40269.14 
:) I'll agree but it's not nothing.  It's fucking cold is what it is.  But I cannot stand winter.
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 From:  koswix  
 To:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)     
40269.16 In reply to 40269.15 
I said /less/ than nothing.

-10 < 0, see?





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If Feds call you and say something bad on me, it may prove what I said are truth, they are afraid of it.

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 From:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)  
 To:  koswix     
40269.17 In reply to 40269.16 
Ah math humor.  I hate math, but not as much as winter.
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 From:  koswix  
 To:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)     
40269.18 In reply to 40269.17 
quote:
Ah maths humor.  I hate maths, but not as much as I fucking love winter.


There, I fixed that for you.


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If Feds call you and say something bad on me, it may prove what I said are truth, they are afraid of it.

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 From:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)  
 To:  koswix     
40269.19 In reply to 40269.18 
You're delusional. 
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 From:  graphitone  
 To:  koswix     
40269.20 In reply to 40269.18 
quote:
Ah maths humor.  I hate maths, but not as much as I fucking love winter.

*humour, shirley?

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