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Message 39905.21 deleted 22 May 2015 14:19 by 53NORTH

 From:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)  
 To:  Al JunioR (53NORTH)      
39905.22 In reply to 39905.21 
Have you got a photo of him?
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 From:  graphitone  
 To:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)     
39905.23 In reply to 39905.22 
Wouldn't be much point, it'd just be blurry and under exposed.
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 From:  Dan (HERMAND)  
 To:  Al JunioR (53NORTH)      
39905.24 In reply to 39905.21 
3.0l V8?
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Message 39905.25 deleted 22 May 2015 14:19 by 53NORTH

Message 39905.26 deleted 22 May 2015 14:20 by 53NORTH

 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)  
 To:  Manthorp     
39905.27 In reply to 39905.20 
Are you suggesting that Alan's public-spirited gesture may, in this case at least, been partly spurred by lascivious thoughts of 'payment in kind', and that the spectacle of the delectable bag lady in the presence of Mr Muscles has put the kibosh on that? For shame, Mr Throb, for shame indeed!

bastard by name
bastard by nature

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 From:  Manthorp  
 To:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)     
39905.28 In reply to 39905.27 
That was indeed my inference, Mr. B. I thought it might have been a bit of a crush.

"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951

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Message 39905.29 deleted 22 May 2015 14:20 by 53NORTH

 From:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)  
 To:  Al JunioR (53NORTH)      
39905.30 In reply to 39905.29 
quote:
a mix of Anna Nicole / Pam Anderson / Anneka Rice

So quite ugly then.
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 From:  Manthorp  
 To:  Al JunioR (53NORTH)      
39905.31 In reply to 39905.29 
quote:
a mix of Anna Nicole / Pam Anderson / Anneka Rice


Ye fucking gods! I'm with BP on this one.

"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951

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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)  
 To:  Al JunioR (53NORTH)      
39905.32 In reply to 39905.31 
Count me in with the gruesome twosome!

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 From:  Drew (X3N0PH0N)  
 To:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)     
39905.33 In reply to 39905.32 
Et moi, Monsieur Bastarde.
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 From:  graphitone  
 To:  Manthorp     
39905.34 In reply to 39905.31 

A bun to whoever can make a mashup of those faces.

 

I'd do it myself, but I fear that searching for at least two of those people would send our web proxy crazy. :-Y

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Message 39905.35 deleted 22 May 2015 14:21 by 53NORTH

 From:  graphitone  
 To:  Al JunioR (53NORTH)      
39905.36 In reply to 39905.35 

Anything else would result in an unholy unrecognisable tangle of flesh.

 

Plus I can barely look at Pamela Anderson's withered face, I'm even less likely to want to see the contents of her underwear.*

 

 

 

*Which is what I assume you're alluding to... you randy goat boy you.

 

 

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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)  
 To:  graphitone     
39905.37 In reply to 39905.36 
quote: graphitone
Anything else would result in an unholy unrecognisable tangle of flesh silicone.

Fixed that for you!

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 From:  Manthorp  
 To:  graphitone     
39905.38 In reply to 39905.34 
This is a project for Wingnut; best suited to a man who regards feathered edges as girlie stuff.

"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951

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 From:  graphitone  
 To:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)     
39905.39 In reply to 39905.37 
(giggle)
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 From:  graphitone  
 To:  Manthorp     
39905.40 In reply to 39905.38 

I await with tensed loins.

 

Actually, now that I'm home, I might have a go myself.

 

<turns off safe search in a mad fit of pique>

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