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Message 39905.1 deleted 22 May 2015 14:17 by 53NORTH

 From:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)  
 To:  Al JunioR (53NORTH)     
39905.2 In reply to 39905.1 
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some little shops ... them ranking 1st on google images

How many people go shopping for local shops based on image search results? :/

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in particular the pretty handbags shop lady

Is the lady pretty, the shop pretty, or the handbags pretty?


In any case, Bentecy will not be happy!
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 From:  ANT_THOMAS  
 To:  Al JunioR (53NORTH)     
39905.3 In reply to 39905.1 

Why did you take pity?
What's wrong with her having a BMW with private plates?

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 From:  koswix  
 To:  Al JunioR (53NORTH)     
39905.4 In reply to 39905.1 
When I search for lincolnshire + * all I get is maps of Lincolnshire. You failed.



                                                
                                                
                                                
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 From:  ANT_THOMAS  
 To:  Al JunioR (53NORTH)     
39905.5 In reply to 39905.1 
I'm not sure how happy I would be with those photos of my shop being online.
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 From:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)  
 To:  Al JunioR (53NORTH)     
39905.6 In reply to 39905.1 
Heh. If you or your neighbouring shops want photos which are sharp/in focus/correctly exposed/etc - I'm available for hire. ;)
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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)  
 To:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)     
39905.7 In reply to 39905.6 
Presumably you won't be using a phone camera with fingermarks (or vaseline?) over the lens then?

bastard by name
bastard by nature

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 From:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)  
 To:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)     
39905.8 In reply to 39905.7 
Probably not, (but even if I did I could still produce significantly better pictures).
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 From:  Dan (HERMAND)  
 To:  Al JunioR (53NORTH)     
39905.9 In reply to 39905.1 

I just searched Lincolnshire Handbags and there's nothing on the first page for anything closer than LN2 1LU which is 30 miles away fro Horncastle.

 

(In true Google User fashion, I did not look at the second page)

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 From:  Lucy (X3N0PH0N)  
 To:  Dan (HERMAND)     
39905.10 In reply to 39905.9 
You failed to use /image/ search. Which is where everyone searches for products and services.
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 From:  Dan (HERMAND)  
 To:  Lucy (X3N0PH0N)     
39905.11 In reply to 39905.10 
Oh yes, my bad.
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 From:  Lucy (X3N0PH0N)  
 To:  Al JunioR (53NORTH)     
39905.12 In reply to 39905.1 
So anyway, yes, why are you upset that someone you were helping has a BMW and/or private plates?

I mean having a BMW and private plates would certainly say to me that a person is not my kind of person, probably. But I wouldn't resent having helped them.
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Message 39905.13 deleted 22 May 2015 14:18 by 53NORTH

 From:  ANT_THOMAS  
 To:  Al JunioR (53NORTH)     
39905.14 In reply to 39905.13 
What made you think she was poor?
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 From:  Manthorp  
 To:  Al JunioR (53NORTH)     
39905.15 In reply to 39905.13 
But Snort, you're hardly likely to win friends & influence people with a self-aggrandising anecdote that was demonstrably untrue.

"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951

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 From:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)  
 To:  Al JunioR (53NORTH)     
39905.16 In reply to 39905.13 
You didn't identify which entity was pretty.

Are you trying to torment me? :(
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Message 39905.17 deleted 22 May 2015 14:18 by 53NORTH

 From:  Dan (HERMAND)  
 To:  Al JunioR (53NORTH)     
39905.18 In reply to 39905.17 

Little hint: The car a person drives tells you very little about her finances.

 

Maybe she got the car while things were going well and is now stuck making payments she can't afford? Or maybe she was able to save a lot during the boom times, and is still reasonably comfortable?

 

On the flip side, the newest car in our household is 10 years old. Doesn't mean we're on the breadline. And just to add some more personal experience - my last car was a 30k Audi. Was I rich? Nope, it was my company car and the only reason I got it was that I offered to take a second hand car. It was collecting dust so I got dead lucky - probably an ex Senior Managers car, who was earning double what I was.

 

Damn I loved that car!
 

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Message 39905.19 deleted 22 May 2015 14:19 by 53NORTH

 From:  Manthorp  
 To:  Al JunioR (53NORTH)     
39905.20 In reply to 39905.19 

If people choose to look for a handbag shop in image search, you've cornered the market. And topping photography, too; you have captured the essence of Horncastle's retail offer.

 

You have been of great service to your community and you can be justifiably proud of your public-spiritedness. I will lobby for you to be offered the freedom of East Lindsey District.

 

<edit>Incidentally, I notice that you mention the 'pretty lady's' boyfriend ahead of her flashy motor. Perhaps he plays some role in stoking your righteous indignation?</edit>


"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951

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