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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)  
 To:  graphitone     
39835.41 In reply to 39835.39 
You read the stuff he writes? You do realise that the use of the adverb doesn't mitigate the felony, don't you?

bastard by name, bastard by nature

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 From:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)  
 To:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)     
39835.42 In reply to 39835.41 
What the fuck else are you going to do, eat it!?
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 From:  Chris (CHRISSS)  
 To:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)     
39835.43 In reply to 39835.42 
Smell it? Lick it? Inhale it? Print it out and send it to the moon on a hamster powered rocket?

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 From:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)  
 To:  Chris (CHRISSS)     
39835.44 In reply to 39835.43 
The only way a hamster powered rocket is going to have enough power to get out the atmosphere is if you burn both the hamsters and their wheels. :@
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 From:  Chris (CHRISSS)  
 To:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)     
39835.45 In reply to 39835.44 
Don't be silly. Hamster poo turned into some atomic powered engine fuel. You'd get a lot of energy turning a piece of poo directly into energy.

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 From:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)  
 To:  Chris (CHRISSS)     
39835.46 In reply to 39835.45 
You don't have poo fusion capabilities, and poo-laden hamsters are /heavy/.
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 From:  Chris (CHRISSS)  
 To:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)     
39835.47 In reply to 39835.46 
How do you know I don't have poo fusion capabilities? <covers up mysterious shiny box with sheet>

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 From:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)  
 To:  Chris (CHRISSS)     
39835.48 In reply to 39835.47 
Do you really think I'm stupid enough to reveal my sources?
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 From:  Chris (CHRISSS)  
 To:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)     
39835.49 In reply to 39835.48 
Tomato, brown, or some kind of hot chilli one?

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 From:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)  
 To:  Chris (CHRISSS)     
39835.50 In reply to 39835.49 
Tomato, of course!

Brown is tasteless crap, and my sensitive palate can't handle chilli.
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 From:  Chris (CHRISSS)  
 To:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)     
39835.51 In reply to 39835.50 
Chillies are awesome. Cheese sauce would be a problem for me now though. I seem to have an intolerance/allergy to milk :S

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 From:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)  
 To:  Chris (CHRISSS)     
39835.52 In reply to 39835.51 
Is it fatal?
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 From:  Chris (CHRISSS)  
 To:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)     
39835.53 In reply to 39835.52 

Not as fatal as eating a fusion poo as it exploses. And only fatal if you consider eating anything fatal as one day you'll die. But not eating would be more fatal. Unless it's an exploding hamster poo.

 

And I've run out of olives again :'(


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 From:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)  
 To:  Chris (CHRISSS)     
39835.54 In reply to 39835.53 
Running out of olives is a good thing.
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 From:  Chris (CHRISSS)  
 To:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)     
39835.55 In reply to 39835.54 
Not if they have the capability of protecting you from exploding poos in your tummy.

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 From:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)  
 To:  Chris (CHRISSS)     
39835.56 In reply to 39835.55 
Poos don't explode in my tummy.
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 From:  Chris (CHRISSS)  
 To:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)     
39835.57 In reply to 39835.56 
They do in mine if I've been drinking milk ;)

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 From:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)  
 To:  Chris (CHRISSS)     
39835.58 In reply to 39835.57 
Then don't drink it.

Make cheese and eat it.
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 From:  Chris (CHRISSS)  
 To:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)     
39835.59 In reply to 39835.58 
I can't do that either. I think. I'm not really sure yet but an egg moyanaise sandwich and a dairy free cottage pie with lots of butter (made by my mother in law) gave me a bad stomach today. Only been on a milk free diet for 2 weeks.

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 From:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)  
 To:  Chris (CHRISSS)     
39835.60 In reply to 39835.59 
Have you tried turning yourself off and on again?
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