Conclusive evidence that the Meat did take place and that we did eat Teeth-cracking English Nachos, lovingly crafted from sows' ears. You'll just have to take it on trust that Mouse was there too, or ask his local hospital to post the X Rays.
"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked." James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951
Worse, they were post-modern, home-made scratchings. They sounded gorgeous to the drunken palate but had the crunchiness of broken crockery pasted spread liberally with lard.
"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked." James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951