You're a star Dan, and you will find your reward in the gents lavatories entangled with me.
Me & No. 1 son & No. 1 son's infinitely better half will be in Leeds railway station Wetherspoons by 12 & probably a smidge before. Don't fret about how long you can, or can't, stay.
"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked." James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951