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From:	99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)	4 May 2012 09:59
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Vogue magazine has decided only to use models that are not unhealthily stick-thin or below the age of 16. At last my chance for magazine modelling fame, now the competition from anorexic Lolitas has been removed. <hoists girth over belt /> bastard by name, bastard by nature

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From:	Some call me... (PSYCHO_GEEZER)	4 May 2012 10:04
To:	99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)	2 of 8

39540.2 In reply to 39540.1
Various publications and model agencies have pledged similar in the past. I'll believe it when it lasts more than the next 2 issues.

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From:	99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)	4 May 2012 10:29
To:	Some call me... (PSYCHO_GEEZER)	3 of 8

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Your cynicism does not upset me, I still intend to dig out my bikini.

Does it matter if my belly flops out more than my tits?

bastard by name, bastard by nature

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From:	Some call me... (PSYCHO_GEEZER)	4 May 2012 10:50
To:	99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)	4 of 8

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If it's hairy: no. If it's smooth: go on a diet you fat fuck.

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From:	CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)	4 May 2012 11:06
To:	99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)	5 of 8

39540.5 In reply to 39540.3
Call us when you look more like this: ---- "our Vienna team is to Photoshop what Larry Flynt is to walking"

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From:	99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)	4 May 2012 11:24
To:	CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)	6 of 8

39540.6 In reply to 39540.5

Eeeeeeew (puke)

I am not having breat reduction simply to look like that.

bastard by name, bastard by nature

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From:	CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)	4 May 2012 11:46
To:	99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)	7 of 8

39540.7 In reply to 39540.6
Liposuction with an industrial vacuum cleaner? ---- "our Vienna team is to Photoshop what Larry Flynt is to walking"

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