War & PoliticsTottenham - what gives?

 

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 From:  milko  
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Here is a pretty gruesome picture (don't click it if you're sqeamish) of what happened to the guy in Germany
http://thethirdestate.net/2010/12/the-truth-about-water-cannons/


Theresa May has apparently authorised the use of these things now, according to the article in that linked.

milko
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 From:  JonCooper  
 To:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)     
38778.242 In reply to 38778.240 
I wondered what they would do with all the unclaimed phones

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 From:  milko  
 To:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)     
38778.243 In reply to 38778.240 
haha. Why would any of them bother getting their phone back? They're only going to go get pay-as-you-go ones, probably by more looting!

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 From:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)  
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That's what I thought. Who would be dumb enough to go back for the phone?
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 From:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)  
 To:  milko     
38778.245 In reply to 38778.241 
That's nasty.
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 From:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)  
 To:  JonCooper     
38778.246 In reply to 38778.230 
That's classic Have Your Say, that is. Especially the "Yes! I'm serious!", which can be translated as "I appreciate my ideas are hugely impractical and morally untenable, but can you imagine if they weren't? The erection I obtained just thinking about it is actually starting to hurt."

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 From:  koswix  
 To:  milko     
38778.247 In reply to 38778.235 

The trouble with water canons, according to the EXPERT they had on the BBC earlier, is that when they run out of water, they have to be refilled.

 

I'm really glad that they had an EXPERT on to explain that really complex concept for me.



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 From:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)  
 To:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)     
38778.248 In reply to 38778.246 
HAHA that made me spit a bit of coffee!
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 From:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)  
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38778.249 In reply to 38778.248 
OK, other than the entertainment I am getting from reading about the riots I'm starting to get mad. So here's what we will do.

1. Take up a collection for me a plane ticket.
2. Meet me at the airport and I'll pass out weapons
3. Pretend we are playing LFD and stop this nonsense.
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 From:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)  
 To:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)     
38778.250 In reply to 38778.248 
Spit coffee? You have the wierdest erections...

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 From:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)  
 To:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)     
38778.251 In reply to 38778.250 
No you are thinking of something else.

I call that nut fudge.
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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)  
 To:  koswix     
38778.252 In reply to 38778.247 
Either that, or they can't be used far from the nearest tap.

bastard by name, bastard by nature

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 From:  koswix  
 To:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)     
38778.253 In reply to 38778.252 
I'm not sure how that would work. You don't happen to have an EXPERT on hand to explain it to me, do you?


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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)  
 To:  koswix     
38778.254 In reply to 38778.253 

I think it's similar to the early electric cars that could only go so far as the mains plug would allow.

 

IGMC

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 From:  graphitone  
 To:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)     
38778.255 In reply to 38778.254 

Would that not be some sort of scalextric set?

 

If we hooked into the existing tram network in those cities that have them, we could feasibly connect the tracks up to the mains and have us all travel around in large plastic cars that impossible to control.

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 From:  koswix  
 To:  graphitone     
38778.256 In reply to 38778.255 

That'd be awesome! And we'd never need mechanics again, as it'd just be case of getting underneath and flattening/straightening the brushes out again.

 

And the headlights would randomly stop/start working for no apparent reason.

 

And random sections of track would lose power despite being connected perfectly and having every appearance of being totally fine.



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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)  
 To:  koswix     
38778.257 In reply to 38778.256 
And I'd regularly come off at corners and chip the skirting board! :$

bastard by name, bastard by nature

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 From:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)  
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This is what I want you guys to do tonight.

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 From:  koswix  
 To:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)     
38778.259 In reply to 38778.258 
What, turn videos into animated GIFs to annoy peteR?


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 From:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)  
 To:  koswix     
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HA, that will work as well!
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