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 From:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)   28 Jul 2011 23:17 
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Is completely and utterly stupid and terrible and a pain in the bloody arse. :@

The point is to download programmes automatically, so you don't need to remember when they're on and wait for the stupid and pointless delay before they're available - they'll just start downloading when they're ready.

Except half the time they don't start downloading, it gives a stupid download error, and you have to cancel it and download manually, then re-enable the stupid bloody series record thing so the same thing can happen next week.

And then, you watch episode one, and you watch episode two, and you're waiting for episode three to arrive, only to constantly have episode one trying to re-download because it's still available to watch even though you've bloody watched it already and don't want to see it again but you can't stop the stupid damned thing expiring after 6 days even when it's still available for download and there's no shitting record kept of the fact that you've already watched it and don't want to see it again.


Also. Parental Fucking Guidance. Useless fucking annoying pointless shitty damned arsing bollocks! :@

Stop fucking prompting me and making me tick a checkbox and press a button just because the bloody programme involves a few people hitting each other a couple of times! :@

Grrrr!!!!! :@ :@ :@ :@ :@
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 From:  Drew (X3N0PH0N)   28 Jul 2011 23:24 
 To:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)      2 of 23 
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I recommend torrents.
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 From:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)   28 Jul 2011 23:28 
 To:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)      3 of 23 
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I have just boxed up a shipment for you. It contains 1 towel that you can dry your tears with.


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 From:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)   29 Jul 2011 00:25 
 To:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)      4 of 23 
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I have several towels and a considerable number of tissues, but no tears.
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 From:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)   29 Jul 2011 00:29 
 To:  Drew (X3N0PH0N)      5 of 23 
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Torrents have a different set of annoyances. :/
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 From:  Some call me... (PSYCHO_GEEZER)   29 Jul 2011 00:35 
 To:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)      6 of 23 
38738.6 In reply to 38738.5 
Rant about those too.
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 From:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)   29 Jul 2011 00:38 
 To:  Some call me... (PSYCHO_GEEZER)      7 of 23 
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I can't be arsed. If you really want one, I'm sure Google will oblige.
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 From:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)   29 Jul 2011 00:55 
 To:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)      8 of 23 
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Its not healthy to keep them bottled up.


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 From:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)   29 Jul 2011 01:13 
 To:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)      9 of 23 
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I have plenty of bottles too, but none of them contain tears, otherwise I would sell them to someone.
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 From:  Some call me... (PSYCHO_GEEZER)   29 Jul 2011 02:08 
 To:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)      10 of 23 
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It's not the same when it's not you describing your special needs.
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 From:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)   29 Jul 2011 02:14 
 To:  Some call me... (PSYCHO_GEEZER)      11 of 23 
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Software that just fucking works isn't a special need.
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 From:  Some call me... (PSYCHO_GEEZER)   29 Jul 2011 02:38 
 To:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)      12 of 23 
38738.12 In reply to 38738.11 
In the case of iPlayer perhaps, but everything else...
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 From:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)   29 Jul 2011 03:16 
 To:  Some call me... (PSYCHO_GEEZER)      13 of 23 
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People not being fucking stupid isn't a special need.
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 From:  Some call me... (PSYCHO_GEEZER)   29 Jul 2011 03:28 
 To:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)      14 of 23 
38738.14 In reply to 38738.13 
I love you today, you're saying "fucking" much more than usual. It reminds me of when 2 people swapped accounts to see if anyone would notice. I forget who it was though.
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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)   29 Jul 2011 10:15 
 To:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)      15 of 23 
38738.15 In reply to 38738.1 
Also. Parental Fucking Guidance. Useless fucking annoying pointless shitty damned arsing bollocks! :@

Was that parental guidance meant for the swearing that followed? Because, if it was, it was fucking ineffective. Bloody fucking ineffective even.

bastard by name, bastard by nature
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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)   29 Jul 2011 10:16 
 To:  Some call me... (PSYCHO_GEEZER)      16 of 23 
38738.16 In reply to 38738.14 
IIRC, one of them was Greg. Even if it wasn't, he's a reasonable suspect.

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 From:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)   29 Jul 2011 16:10 
 To:  Some call me... (PSYCHO_GEEZER)      17 of 23 
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Fuck you!
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 From:  Some call me... (PSYCHO_GEEZER)   29 Jul 2011 16:48 
 To:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)      18 of 23 
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:-D
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 From:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)   29 Jul 2011 17:49 
 To:  Some call me... (PSYCHO_GEEZER)      19 of 23 
38738.19 In reply to 38738.14 
I noticed that as well. Potty mouth Peter!

It's ok though, Fuck is a good word. There really isn't another word like it.


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 From:  af (CAER)   11 Aug 2011 10:55 
 To:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)      20 of 23 
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There's lots of words like 'fuck'.

Duck, thuck, feck, fock, muck, tuck, buck &c.
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