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 From:  ANT_THOMAS  
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Someone at work has just got back from New York and brought in some Hershey's kisses. The milk chocolate ones taste like sick.
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 From:  CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)  
 To:  ANT_THOMAS     
38652.631 In reply to 38652.630 
Hershey's is grossly over sweetened.

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 From:  Manthorp  
 To:  ANT_THOMAS     
38652.632 In reply to 38652.630 
They use sour milk.

"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951
 
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 From:  ANT_THOMAS  
 To:  Manthorp     CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)     
38652.633 In reply to 38652.632 
Whatever they are they're disgusting.
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 From:  william (WILLIAMA)  
 To:  ANT_THOMAS     
38652.634 In reply to 38652.633 
They add sour to it - deliberately.
never trust a man in a blue trench coat, never drive a car when you're dead
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 From:  william (WILLIAMA)  
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38652.635 In reply to 38652.634 
According to wikipedia

The process is a trade secret, but experts speculate that the milk is partially lipolyzed (vomited into), producing butyric acid, which stabilizes the milk from further fermentation.
never trust a man in a blue trench coat, never drive a car when you're dead
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 From:  CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)  
 To:  william (WILLIAMA)     
38652.636 In reply to 38652.635 
I toured the factory in Hershey Pennsylvania when I was a kid, and I didn't see anyone vomiting except customers in the parking lot.

I just remembered something that seemed insignificant at the time: men wearing Hershey's coveralls would come out with fresh vomit pails, and bring the full ones back inside, for disposal I assume. Perhaps I'm just being naive?

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 From:  graphitone  
 To:  william (WILLIAMA)     
38652.637 In reply to 38652.635 
The dirty bastards. I wonder what creates the vomit - human or animal? Perhaps it's not so unusual, I've had coffee before that's either been through a cat or a weasel depending on the translation from the Chinese on the packet... It was surprisingly OK.
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 From:  koswix  
 To:  graphitone     
38652.638 In reply to 38652.637 
Weasel coffee is highly prized in some cultures.

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 From:  CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)  
 To:  koswix     
38652.639 In reply to 38652.638 
He's talking about catshit coffee.

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 From:  ANT_THOMAS  
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The white chocolate and cookie kisses are decent though.
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 From:  koswix  
 To:  CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)     
38652.641 In reply to 38652.639 
Weasel shit is the Yorkshire variety.

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If Feds call you and say something bad on me, it may prove what I said are truth, they are afraid of it.
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 From:  graphitone  
 To:  CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)     
38652.642 In reply to 38652.639 
Aye, that's the one.  :T
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 From:  CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)  
 To:  koswix     
38652.643 In reply to 38652.641 
And how is it? Any good?

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 From:  koswix  
 To:  CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)     
38652.644 In reply to 38652.643 
Otterly indescribable.

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If Feds call you and say something bad on me, it may prove what I said are truth, they are afraid of it.

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 From:  CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)  
 To:  koswix     
38652.645 In reply to 38652.644 
It sounds stoatally disgusting to me.

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 From:  koswix  
 To:  CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)     
38652.646 In reply to 38652.645 
Aye, it's minkin

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If Feds call you and say something bad on me, it may prove what I said are truth, they are afraid of it.

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 From:  Lucy (X3N0PH0N)  
 To:  Matt     
38652.647 
I've found a bug. I can only downvote puns once.
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 From:  CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)  
 To:  Lucy (X3N0PH0N)     
38652.648 In reply to 38652.647 
It can't be weasely done..

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 From:  fixrman  
 To:  CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)     
38652.649 In reply to 38652.639 
Interestingly, it seems, many folks who drink "kopi luwak" are actually full of shit.
 
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An investigation by People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) Asia found fraud to be rife in the kopi luwak industry, with producers willing to label coffee from caged civets with a "wild sourced" or similar label.[10] A BBC investigation revealed similar findings
 
  Did you ever see such a messed up situation in your whole life, son?
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