Had to run home because I hurt today and needed to get some meds. Walked in the door and stepped in dog shit. /fuck/ Tried to hurriedly clean my shoe so I don't smell like shit all day at work. (fail)
Why is dog shit the worse shit around? Other types can be useful, like horse, cow, whale (or is that whale vomit?!) but dog shit's just foul smelling and sticky.
No, but I really want one of those ones that are automatic, so when he walks up to it he can go out. But then I'd need to fence in an area of my yard...
Cow and horse shit are less foul because they're vegetarian. It's summat to do with meat proteins IIRC. OTOH, vegetarians (at least human ones) fart more thereby adding to global warming (possibly untrue). There's no easy answer but death.
