You're probably thinking. "I've seen this guy shoot zombies. He misses more than he hits, I can't imagine what he would do with a real gun!"

haha right!?

No, can't say that I can predict that everything would be OK in that situation. I would only hope to never be in it!

And no, nobody shoots my friend.

Here's a question. If one of you fine Brits came to America are you allowed to shoot a gun? Would you ever want to shoot a gun?

I would imagine you are allowed right? Your military has guns.

Some people also eat soft shell crabs. Hopefully they haven't eaten yet else they would be full of shit.

I have eaten soft shell crab sandwiches and they have not tasted like shit; on the other hand I have never eaten shit so am not sure what it would taste like. Crab shit might have a different flavor than say, cod shit.

Shrimp shit might often be eaten with gusto and perhaps cocktail sauce, since many people are not aware that the "vein" present in shrimp is really only a shit tube. But I digress.

Did you ever see such a messed up situation in your whole life, son?

huh, I didn't think I knew that, but then I remembered hearing something on the radio about a fellow over there getting in trouble for protecting himself when someone broke into his house.

OK, so that's cool, you're allowed to shoot and stuff. Everyone should at least shoot once and then decide if they like guns or not.