Hee hee.
It wasn't combative. Didn't use any harsh language.

The other colour of Newcastle Ale is Amber, which is hard to come by.

I like the lyrical best beers. And I am impressed with the others. I am delighted that I don't know many of them. What a marvelous country we live in that types of beer are seemingly limitless.

Also, you did fall in to the trap. Lager is not Beer. Lager is for the weak of heart and ignoble of spirit. I piss on lager.

I am heartened by the spirit of these comments.
I will return.