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 From:  Mouse  
 To:  af (CAER)     
37894.41 In reply to 37894.40 
I shall mark it as so.

Roses are bollocks, Violets are crud, I hate bloody flowers, And much prefer mud.
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 From:  af (CAER)  
 To:  Mouse     
37894.42 In reply to 37894.41 
There's a chance I may be required to be in London at the time, if all goes well, so no guarantees.
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 From:  Queeg 500 (JESUSONEEZ)  
 To:  PNCOOL      
37894.43 In reply to 37894.38 
Sounds good, be nice and help drown away post Christmas blues.

Oooh, new icons: (devil)  :O)   (angel)   =:)

Schweet.

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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)  
 To:  Queeg 500 (JESUSONEEZ)     
37894.44 In reply to 37894.43 
They've always been there, except you had to click the 'more' link. Which is where you'll still find (finger) (rar) (hippo)

bastard by name, bastard by nature

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 From:  graphitone  
 To:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)     
37894.45 In reply to 37894.44 

(pyfitg)

 

Can someone tell me what this stands for?
Been bugging me for ages, but I've been too confused until now to speak out.

 

Is it something along the lines of put your finger/foot in the something or other?

 

Actually, if that's right, I'm not sure I want know...


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 From:  ANT_THOMAS  
 To:  graphitone     
37894.46 In reply to 37894.45 

(giggle)

 

Milko can explain that one.

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 From:  Serg (NUKKLEAR)  
 To:  graphitone     
37894.47 In reply to 37894.45 

Ahhh :D

 

Put Your Face Into The Glue, an expression that Milko often used (uses?) when people mentioned his allegedly shorter that average arms. Inspired by a cartoon of Pingu the penguin (which I won't be able to find - I've tried before).

 

Next question I predict: "What's this about Milko and his allegedly shorter than average arms?"
I'll let someone else answer that.

[...Insert Brain Here...]
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 From:  milko  
 To:  graphitone     
37894.48 In reply to 37894.45 
http://yellow5.com/pokey/archive/index354.html

edit: heh, I still host this bit of it for such occasions.



THEN I WILL GLUE ON ANOTHER BOX still kills me too :'D

milko
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 From:  milko  
 To:  Serg (NUKKLEAR)     
37894.49 In reply to 37894.47 
POKEY! Not Pingu. Good though he is, and mischievous, he's never robbed a store and tortured the shopkeeper.

milko
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 From:  Serg (NUKKLEAR)  
 To:  milko     
37894.50 In reply to 37894.49 
Sorry Pokey Milko :(
[...Insert Brain Here...]
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 From:  graphitone  
 To:  milko     
37894.51 In reply to 37894.48 
Ah, that all makes perfect sense now. :-|

S'a good cartoon though, I'll read through the archives.

I've heard about your short arms, and realise what an everyday trial short limb syndrome can be.

I myself am deficient in many ways, though thankfully freaky shortness isn't one of them. My disability means I'll never be able to play the sousaphone.

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 From:  milko  
 To:  graphitone     
37894.52 In reply to 37894.51 
that's the best one of all, but there's some other gems.

You might be surprised to learn that my arms are in fact of entirely normal length. My disability is to have stood in a photograph several years ago that had a peculiar perspective effect going on in it. I want a sousaphone now though.

milko
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 From:  graphitone  
 To:  milko     
37894.53 In reply to 37894.52 

I'm liking the randomness of them, just seen the Moistened Your Provender one - that's become a favourite!

 

Let's face it - who doesn't want a sousaphone?!

 

'Specially a rock band type controller one. The one in that picture looks like bontempi went the whole and have the ability to produce a whole marching band of their squeaky, petulant instruments.


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 From:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)  
 To:  graphitone     
37894.54 In reply to 37894.53 
Me.
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 From:  graphitone  
 To:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)     
37894.55 In reply to 37894.54 

You're no fun anymore (fail)

 

You used to be cool.


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 From:  PNCOOL   
 To:  milko     
37894.56 In reply to 37894.52 
Maybe you've got an overly long torso instead.

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 From:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)  
 To:  milko     
37894.57 In reply to 37894.52 
If I remember correctly (and I do, because 'tis forever etch'd in my mind) you were in a similar pose, and wearing a marginally less garish shirt, to this:


Kenny
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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)  
 To:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)     
37894.58 In reply to 37894.57 
And with a marginally less gormless look on his face. Very marginal.

bastard by name, bastard by nature

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 From:  PNCOOL   
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37894.59 
I'm afraid any post-Xmas meet I now turn up to will have to be a fair few weeks after new year. I broke my leg two days before Christmas and I'm still in hospital.

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 From:  milko  
 To:  PNCOOL      
37894.60 In reply to 37894.59 
I read on Facebook, Ouch, dude! Get well soon.

milko
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