Congratulations to you both.

I'm sure you'll have years of happiness ahead.

Just so I know - which one's the 'man' of the relationship?

Aye.

Job's a good 'un.

As me grandpap used t' say:

Theers ne'er an arrand on yer stand pie.

Words to live by.

<puts on a thoughtful expression and walks off nodding>

I say fuck the best.

Also, I say The because I sound like less of an idiot when saying it.

Still can't compete with the northern fuck.

It's hard to put into words, but the southern fuck is more of a fahk. Whereas the northern fuck is more of a fu-uck.

:|

Aye, not a million miles away - having not met Ant, I can only guess as to what he sounds like when saying fuck and my nearest cultural reference to anything Lancashire based is Coronation Street.

Unfortunately I've been subjected to it, mainly because of the wife's soap habits, and I'm now imagining Betty Turpin utilizing the aforementioned expletive to give my mind a greater understanding of how a fuck would sound coming from Bury.