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 From:  Mouse   31 Mar 2010 22:48 
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Saturday 15th May - York? Leeds?

Attendants:

Mouse - Yes
Manthorp - Yes
Ricard00 - Yes
Kenny - Yes
Koswix - Yes
Psycho Geezer - Totally
Dave!!!! - Maybe
Dyl: Definitely
Boff: :(
Ant - Maybe
Oscar and Wench - Yes
M00rlock: Yes
Rich & Amy: Yes

Suggested limb for one of us to break - Left arm? Right leg?


11am Leeds railway station Wetherspoons for Farmhouse Breakfast, then aim to get on the 12:07 to York, arrive in York 12:30 and straight to Maltings. We usually wait around at The Maltings until there's what can be called a throng and move on from there about 2.00ish.

GOGOGO

Roses are bollocks, Violets are crud, I hate bloody flowers, And much prefer mud.
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 From:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)   31 Mar 2010 22:52 
 To:  Mouse      2 of 161 
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I endorse this suggestion!
Kenny

The Wisdom of IMDB:

Shooter
Revealing mistakes: When the crippled sniper shoots himself under the chin, no bullet is actually fired from the gun. If you watch the scene frame-by-frame, a jet of air comes out of the gun and the actor's head cocks back. His neck is intact.
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 From:  koswix   31 Mar 2010 22:57 
 To:  Mouse      3 of 161 
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Fuck it, why not.

"Legs up" variants involve the woman raising her legs. These were exceptionally popular in Ancient Greece and were commonly depicted on Attic pottery of the Classical Period. The conspiring women in Aristophanes' Lysistrata likely refer to it when they take an oath "not to lift high their Persian slippers" (οὐ πρὸς τὸν ὄροφον ἀνατενῶ τὼ Περσικά ou pros ton orophon anateuō tō Persika). In one variant, the woman may lift and slightly bend her legs, resting her feet flat on the mattress. This shortens the distance between the vagina and cervix, and it can place more friction on the G-spot.[citation needed] The woman may find this more comfortable than the standard position, and it can allow her to push against the man's thrust, giving her some control over the rhythm.
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 From:  Mouse   31 Mar 2010 22:57 
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Huzzah!

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 From:  Manthorp   31 Mar 2010 23:01 
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Let's draw straws to be the first one to tell him we can't attend.
"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951

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 From:  koswix   31 Mar 2010 23:16 
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Oh, and I suggest something in the metatarsus.

"Legs up" variants involve the woman raising her legs. These were exceptionally popular in Ancient Greece and were commonly depicted on Attic pottery of the Classical Period. The conspiring women in Aristophanes' Lysistrata likely refer to it when they take an oath "not to lift high their Persian slippers" (οὐ πρὸς τὸν ὄροφον ἀνατενῶ τὼ Περσικά ou pros ton orophon anateuō tō Persika). In one variant, the woman may lift and slightly bend her legs, resting her feet flat on the mattress. This shortens the distance between the vagina and cervix, and it can place more friction on the G-spot.[citation needed] The woman may find this more comfortable than the standard position, and it can allow her to push against the man's thrust, giving her some control over the rhythm.
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 From:  Manthorp   31 Mar 2010 23:24 
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I think he should break his crown.
"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951

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 From:  koswix   31 Mar 2010 23:25 
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A Yorkshireman, breaking a whole Crown? It'll never happen!

"Legs up" variants involve the woman raising her legs. These were exceptionally popular in Ancient Greece and were commonly depicted on Attic pottery of the Classical Period. The conspiring women in Aristophanes' Lysistrata likely refer to it when they take an oath "not to lift high their Persian slippers" (οὐ πρὸς τὸν ὄροφον ἀνατενῶ τὼ Περσικά ou pros ton orophon anateuō tō Persika). In one variant, the woman may lift and slightly bend her legs, resting her feet flat on the mattress. This shortens the distance between the vagina and cervix, and it can place more friction on the G-spot.[citation needed] The woman may find this more comfortable than the standard position, and it can allow her to push against the man's thrust, giving her some control over the rhythm.
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 From:  Some call me... (PSYCHO_GEEZER)   1 Apr 2010 03:14 
 To:  Mouse      9 of 161 
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Stick me as a maybe, depending on work and anything better coming along.
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 From:  Matt   1 Apr 2010 08:34 
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May? Summer?

Make it September, when I'm up in Yorkshire for a week and I'll maybe be there and I'll personally break which ever bone you want breaking (most definitely, Jon)

doohicky
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 From:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)   1 Apr 2010 08:35 
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Oh, and my vote is for York as the location, since it has the magic Yorkshire pudding pub and numerous other fine drinking venues.
Kenny

The Wisdom of IMDB:

Shooter
Revealing mistakes: When the crippled sniper shoots himself under the chin, no bullet is actually fired from the gun. If you watch the scene frame-by-frame, a jet of air comes out of the gun and the actor's head cocks back. His neck is intact.
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 From:  Mouse   1 Apr 2010 08:54 
 To:  Matt      12 of 161 
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Yeah it's Autumn isn't it. Might have got a bit excited there. Where abouts you staying in September? Would be grand to have at least a mini meat.

 

Kenny, I like York. Can we visit the sword shop this time?


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 From:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)   1 Apr 2010 09:20 
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Yes, but Kos isn't allowed to buy anything.
Kenny

The Wisdom of IMDB:

Shooter
Revealing mistakes: When the crippled sniper shoots himself under the chin, no bullet is actually fired from the gun. If you watch the scene frame-by-frame, a jet of air comes out of the gun and the actor's head cocks back. His neck is intact.
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 From:  Oscarvarium (OZGUR)   1 Apr 2010 09:22 
 To:  koswix      14 of 161 
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Well, maybe not their own crown.

I will almost certainly have money by then so I think me and the wench will endeavour to attend! B-)
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 From:  Matt   1 Apr 2010 09:38 
 To:  Mouse      15 of 161 
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I forget. It's up near the moors, one of them cabin holiday home things. Not too far from the city though, so easy enough to get back down there for the day.

doohicky
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 From:  koswix   1 Apr 2010 09:39 
 To:  Mouse      16 of 161 
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There's a sword shop? 8-o

"Legs up" variants involve the woman raising her legs. These were exceptionally popular in Ancient Greece and were commonly depicted on Attic pottery of the Classical Period. The conspiring women in Aristophanes' Lysistrata likely refer to it when they take an oath "not to lift high their Persian slippers" (οὐ πρὸς τὸν ὄροφον ἀνατενῶ τὼ Περσικά ou pros ton orophon anateuō tō Persika). In one variant, the woman may lift and slightly bend her legs, resting her feet flat on the mattress. This shortens the distance between the vagina and cervix, and it can place more friction on the G-spot.[citation needed] The woman may find this more comfortable than the standard position, and it can allow her to push against the man's thrust, giving her some control over the rhythm.
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 From:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)   1 Apr 2010 09:44 
 To:  Matt      17 of 161 
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We should definitely endeavour to get a September York meat in your honour, then. The last one was blessed with fantastic weather.
Kenny

The Wisdom of IMDB:

Shooter
Revealing mistakes: When the crippled sniper shoots himself under the chin, no bullet is actually fired from the gun. If you watch the scene frame-by-frame, a jet of air comes out of the gun and the actor's head cocks back. His neck is intact.
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 From:  graphitone   1 Apr 2010 09:48 
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Must be something to do with Yorkshire, seems there's a proliferation of sword shops 'round here - there's a very dodgy newsagents in the centre of Bradford that proudly displays swords et al (ornamental o' course) in it's window and then there's a /very/ dodgy 2nd hand shop in Shipley that sells a whole host of bladed paraphenalia, from pen knives to machetes.

 

I once took a Sega Saturn in there, and in my naviety asked the man if he'd swap it for a Playstation. He said "my eyes are fucking blue, not black".

 

Lovely chap.
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 From:  koswix   1 Apr 2010 10:04 
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If I see anyone with a cross-bow, I'm legging it.

 


>>He said "my eyes are badgering blue, not black".
I don't know what that means :|


"Legs up" variants involve the woman raising her legs. These were exceptionally popular in Ancient Greece and were commonly depicted on Attic pottery of the Classical Period. The conspiring women in Aristophanes' Lysistrata likely refer to it when they take an oath "not to lift high their Persian slippers" (οὐ πρὸς τὸν ὄροφον ἀνατενῶ τὼ Περσικά ou pros ton orophon anateuō tō Persika). In one variant, the woman may lift and slightly bend her legs, resting her feet flat on the mattress. This shortens the distance between the vagina and cervix, and it can place more friction on the G-spot.[citation needed] The woman may find this more comfortable than the standard position, and it can allow her to push against the man's thrust, giving her some control over the rhythm.
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 From:  Dave!!   1 Apr 2010 11:19 
 To:  Mouse      20 of 161 
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I'm a "maybe" too. Funds permitting, I should be there. Funds permitting.
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