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 From:  Mouse   4 Dec 2009 23:18 
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Anyone fancy it? In Leeds on the 27th?

 

Mouse:Yes
Boff: Yes
Kos: Yes
Manthrob: Maybe
Psycho Geezer: Maybe


Which of the following would you most prefer?
A: a flower,
B: a pretty puppy from your sweety, or
C: a large properly formatted data file?
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 From:  DrBoff (BOFF)   4 Dec 2009 23:19 
 To:  Mouse      2 of 27 
36909.2 In reply to 36909.1 
I WIN AT PERSUADING.
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 From:  Mouse   4 Dec 2009 23:20 
 To:  DrBoff (BOFF)      3 of 27 
36909.3 In reply to 36909.2 
YOU ARE THE CHEER LEADER OF THIS MEAT BOFF.

Which of the following would you most prefer?
A: a flower,
B: a pretty puppy from your sweety, or
C: a large properly formatted data file?
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 From:  DrBoff (BOFF)   4 Dec 2009 23:26 
 To:  Mouse      4 of 27 
36909.4 In reply to 36909.3 
*waves pom poms*
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 From:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)   4 Dec 2009 23:27 
 To:  Mouse      5 of 27 
36909.5 In reply to 36909.1 
That's my birthday, you must drink for me!


Sorry, I can't hear a word you're saying!
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 From:  koswix   4 Dec 2009 23:27 
 To:  Mouse      6 of 27 
36909.6 In reply to 36909.1 
Heh, if someone wants to put me up for the night (yes, john) I could potentially do Leeds.

Fista is a reference to the sexual pastime of fisting, during which the penetrator introduces their fist into the anus or vagina of the receiver. The penetrator may use lubricant to ease the passage. I'm not sure what the penetrator gets out of this, other than poo under their fingernails, but there you go. Referring to Vista as Fista indicates that the user feels that they've been fisted by Micro$haft. Whether or not the company used lubricant is a matter of debate. I suspect that it has poo under its fingernails though.
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 From:  Mouse   4 Dec 2009 23:30 
 To:  koswix      7 of 27 
36909.7 In reply to 36909.6 
You can have the penthouse at Mouse towers.

Which of the following would you most prefer?
A: a flower,
B: a pretty puppy from your sweety, or
C: a large properly formatted data file?
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 From:  koswix   4 Dec 2009 23:32 
 To:  Mouse      8 of 27 
36909.8 In reply to 36909.7 
I want to stay in yer lighthouse that you don't live in anymore :(

Fista is a reference to the sexual pastime of fisting, during which the penetrator introduces their fist into the anus or vagina of the receiver. The penetrator may use lubricant to ease the passage. I'm not sure what the penetrator gets out of this, other than poo under their fingernails, but there you go. Referring to Vista as Fista indicates that the user feels that they've been fisted by Micro$haft. Whether or not the company used lubricant is a matter of debate. I suspect that it has poo under its fingernails though.
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 From:  Mouse   4 Dec 2009 23:53 
 To:  koswix      9 of 27 
36909.9 In reply to 36909.8 
Aww, this house is like a lighthouse, only with heritage and a less stupid layout.

Which of the following would you most prefer?
A: a flower,
B: a pretty puppy from your sweety, or
C: a large properly formatted data file?
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 From:  DrBoff (BOFF)   5 Dec 2009 00:34 
 To:  Mouse      10 of 27 
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I will also need dogbasket of some variety. But I'm not sleeping anywhere near Kos's bum.
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 From:  Mouse   5 Dec 2009 00:38 
 To:  DrBoff (BOFF)      11 of 27 
36909.11 In reply to 36909.10 

OK, you can have the Princess Diana* suite then.

 

*the sofa


Which of the following would you most prefer?
A: a flower,
B: a pretty puppy from your sweety, or
C: a large properly formatted data file?
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 From:  DrBoff (BOFF)   5 Dec 2009 00:40 
 To:  Mouse      12 of 27 
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Surely that should be in the car? Boohiss.
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 From:  Mouse   5 Dec 2009 00:44 
 To:  DrBoff (BOFF)      13 of 27 
36909.13 In reply to 36909.12 
<Deep intake of breath> Might be able to house one or two more if needed. Trains back from Leeds will be fairly regular and I don't reckon we'll be leaving late. Start early, home for Antiques Roadshow.

Which of the following would you most prefer?
A: a flower,
B: a pretty puppy from your sweety, or
C: a large properly formatted data file?
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 From:  DrBoff (BOFF)   5 Dec 2009 00:55 
 To:  Mouse      14 of 27 
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There must be some kind of Antiques Roadshow drinking game.
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 From:  Manthorp   5 Dec 2009 01:54 
 To:  Mouse      15 of 27 
36909.15 In reply to 36909.1 
Think I'm up for it but I'll have to check on one festive appointment first.
"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951

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 From:  Oscarvarium (OZGUR)   5 Dec 2009 04:42 
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Is this daytime or evening?
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 From:  Mouse   5 Dec 2009 09:10 
 To:  Oscarvarium (OZGUR)      17 of 27 
36909.17 In reply to 36909.16 
ah nunno.. Midday onwards?

Which of the following would you most prefer?
A: a flower,
B: a pretty puppy from your sweety, or
C: a large properly formatted data file?
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 From:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)   5 Dec 2009 11:29 
 To:  DrBoff (BOFF)      18 of 27 
36909.18 In reply to 36909.14 
Make me an amusing compilation of Antiques Roadshow with all the swearing and rudeness beeped out, and I'll think up a drinking game.
Kenny

The Wisdom of people talking about Freegle breaking away from Freecycle:

Posted By EC060551
Re: What went wrong with Freecycle in the UK?
I think the choice of Freegle as the new name is appallingly bad. All the signs of haste are there.
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 From:  Some call me... (PSYCHO_GEEZER)   5 Dec 2009 16:36 
 To:  Mouse      19 of 27 
36909.19 In reply to 36909.1 
Slap me down as a mayhaps.
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 From:  CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)   5 Dec 2009 19:38 
 To:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)      20 of 27 
36909.20 In reply to 36909.18 

>Antiques Roadshow with all the swearing and rudeness

 

I wanna see that...

 

"Listen, fuckwit, get that stupid piece of trash out of my face."

 


"If you call that hideous daub a 'Degas' once more, I'll shove it up your ass."


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"Listen to 11,000 stations..."
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