This has probably already been discussed, and I don't know how beneficial it would be anyway, but....
would it be possible to have an 'archive' feature which the forum admin could run whenever, that would take out messages/threads that have been inactive for a given length of time and put them into a flat HTML file to save space/load/complexity on the database?
You [by which I mean the beehive devs (by which I mean you :$ )] could set the database to redirect the message numbers to the flat-file with # tags or whatever, and it'd probably be relatively simple to preserve the ability to reply directly to the individual messages too.
Fista is a reference to the sexual pastime of fisting, during which the penetrator introduces their fist into the anus or vagina of the receiver. The penetrator may use lubricant to ease the passage. I'm not sure what the penetrator gets out of this, other than poo under their fingernails, but there you go.
Referring to Vista as Fista indicates that the user feels that they've been fisted by Micro$haft. Whether or not the company used lubricant is a matter of debate. I suspect that it has poo under its fingernails though. |