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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)   19 Oct 2009 12:05 
 To:  graphitone      10 of 57 
36723.10 In reply to 36723.8 
I wasn't thinking of neutral so much as proper enunciation such that you could slash your wrists (or someone else's) with it. But then it'd probably be lost on most of the oiks here, so let's not bother eh?

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 From:  CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)   19 Oct 2009 12:13 
 To:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)      11 of 57 
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You should will make something that will put people to sleep...

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 From:  JonCooper   19 Oct 2009 12:18 
 To:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)      12 of 57 
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so where is the 'r' in 'castle' then?
ohh, hang on, do you mean more of a caaastle?

Jon
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 From:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)   19 Oct 2009 13:23 
 To:  JonCooper      13 of 57 
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castle is "ca" as in "car" (not "cat") and "stle" as in "whistle"
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 From:  ANT_THOMAS   19 Oct 2009 13:26 
 To:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)      14 of 57 
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But it's not.

 

"ca" as in "cat" without the t. Then "stle" like you said in "whistle".
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 From:  graphitone   19 Oct 2009 13:40 
 To:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)      15 of 57 
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I fear you may just be urinating into a oncoming gale.
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 From:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)   19 Oct 2009 13:54 
 To:  ANT_THOMAS      16 of 57 
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I can't determine if you say whistle wrong, or if that's just your accent. :/

Maybe we need to have a "how to speak proper" bit, so we can stop trying to write sounds using half-arsed non-phonetics, and actually educate those that insist on inserting a 'u' between 'lm' (and similar nonsense).
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 From:  Mouse   19 Oct 2009 14:03 
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A section where Mr Bastard teaches me to speak all proper like would be good.

 

'The caart is in the carrstle having a baaarth'


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 From:  ANT_THOMAS   19 Oct 2009 14:04 
 To:  Mouse      18 of 57 
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That would be a great section. I want to learn to talk proper like too.
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 From:  Serg (NUKKLEAR)   19 Oct 2009 14:05 
 To:  Mouse      19 of 57 
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quote: Mouse
'The caart is in the carrstle gahraaaahje having a baaarth'
[...Insert Brain Here...]
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 From:  graphitone   19 Oct 2009 14:36 
 To:  Serg (NUKKLEAR)      20 of 57 
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Do caaaaarts have baaaaarths? I always imagined them as being shaaaaaar vehicles meself.
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 From:  JonCooper   19 Oct 2009 14:38 
 To:  graphitone      21 of 57 
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I'm not convinced that carrstles have gahraaaahjes either
Jon
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 From:  graphitone   19 Oct 2009 15:01 
 To:  JonCooper      22 of 57 
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You have a point there. I think they have baaaarn yaaaards.

 

Yeah, I know that's said the same way either side of the watford gap, but the elongated vowel sounds make it sound more toff. :Y
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 From:  y2rich   19 Oct 2009 16:28 
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Fucking northerners
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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)   19 Oct 2009 17:11 
 To:  ANT_THOMAS      24 of 57 
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Oh dear, I hope your knowledge of chemistry is better than your language skills or you'll be joining Greg on his Noddy no-hope-of-a-job course.

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 From:  ANT_THOMAS   19 Oct 2009 17:36 
 To:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)      25 of 57 
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It's not much better, but just enough to get by.
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 From:  DrBoff (BOFF)    19 Oct 2009 17:44 
 To:  y2rich      26 of 57 
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Yes, suvveners all speak proper, like.
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 From:  y2rich   19 Oct 2009 17:57 
 To:  DrBoff (BOFF)       27 of 57 
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I don't speak proper. I say "Rasscle" rather than "Rarscle" (sp: Rascal) and "Garidge" rather than "Gararge" (Garage).

Probably a few more examples but I just fancied baiting the northerners a bit earlier.
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 From:  DrBoff (BOFF)    19 Oct 2009 17:59 
 To:  y2rich      28 of 57 
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What in fuck is a rasscle?
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 From:  DrBoff (BOFF)    19 Oct 2009 18:04 
 To:  DrBoff (BOFF)       29 of 57 
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Oh rascal. Haha.
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