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 From:  koswix   16 Jul 2009 11:13 
 To:  Mouse      1 of 48 
36342.1 
You, organise a meat.

The Seventh Posture of Burton's translation of The Perfumed Garden is an unusual position not described in other classical sex manuals. The receiving partner lies on their side. The penetrating partner faces the receiver, straddling the receiver's lower leg, and lifts the receiver's upper leg on either side of the body onto the crook of penetrating partner's elbow or onto the shoulder. While some references describe this position as being "for acrobats and not to be taken seriously," others have found it very comfortable, especially during pregnancy.
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 From:  koswix   16 Jul 2009 11:14 
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You (yes, all of you :@ ) come to the meat that mouse is arranging. And signup to latitude before you do.

The Seventh Posture of Burton's translation of The Perfumed Garden is an unusual position not described in other classical sex manuals. The receiving partner lies on their side. The penetrating partner faces the receiver, straddling the receiver's lower leg, and lifts the receiver's upper leg on either side of the body onto the crook of penetrating partner's elbow or onto the shoulder. While some references describe this position as being "for acrobats and not to be taken seriously," others have found it very comfortable, especially during pregnancy.
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 From:  Drew (X3N0PH0N)   16 Jul 2009 11:20 
 To:  koswix      3 of 48 
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No, fuck you.
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 From:  koswix   16 Jul 2009 11:22 
 To:  Drew (X3N0PH0N)      4 of 48 
36342.4 In reply to 36342.3 
We'll send a popemobile for you :@

The Seventh Posture of Burton's translation of The Perfumed Garden is an unusual position not described in other classical sex manuals. The receiving partner lies on their side. The penetrating partner faces the receiver, straddling the receiver's lower leg, and lifts the receiver's upper leg on either side of the body onto the crook of penetrating partner's elbow or onto the shoulder. While some references describe this position as being "for acrobats and not to be taken seriously," others have found it very comfortable, especially during pregnancy.
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 From:  Mouse   16 Jul 2009 11:22 
 To:  koswix      5 of 48 
36342.5 In reply to 36342.1 
Pff. Ok.

5th September, York, meet outside train station between 12 and 12.30 or at The Maltings between 12.30 and 2.00 before we merrily jaunt around York.

(I want to find The Kings arms cos apaprently they have a marker on the wall showing various flood levels)

Which of the following would you most prefer?
A: a puppy,
B: a pretty flower from your sweety, or
C: a large properly formatted data file?
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 From:  Drew (X3N0PH0N)   16 Jul 2009 11:23 
 To:  koswix      6 of 48 
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Ok :D
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 From:  Wattsy (SLAYERPUNX)   16 Jul 2009 11:25 
 To:  koswix      7 of 48 
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If its near me then I will but if not then off the fuck.

Web Shite Mail Me

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 From:  Mouse   16 Jul 2009 11:28 
 To:  Wattsy (SLAYERPUNX)      8 of 48 
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IT'S IN YORK. COME YOU DO WATTSY

Which of the following would you most prefer?
A: a puppy,
B: a pretty flower from your sweety, or
C: a large properly formatted data file?
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 From:  DrBoff (BOFF)   16 Jul 2009 11:41 
 To:  Mouse      9 of 48 
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I'm there. Although I may still be jetlagged.
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 From:  DrBoff (BOFF)   16 Jul 2009 11:42 
 To:  Drew (X3N0PH0N)      10 of 48 
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XEN YOU HAVE NO SPOKEN TO ME IN AGES SO I'M NOT GOING TO COME AND VISIT YOU TO PLAY GO ANYMORE :@
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 From:  Drew (X3N0PH0N)   16 Jul 2009 11:44 
 To:  DrBoff (BOFF)      11 of 48 
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BOFF SOZ I'VE BEEN BUSY AND YOU KEEP MESSAGING ME WHEN I'M NOT ACTUALLY THERE AND THEN WHEN I GET BACK I MESSAGE YOU AND THEN YOU AREN'T THERE.

THEREFORE, COME SEE ME AND LET'S PLAY GO.
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 From:  graphitone   16 Jul 2009 11:52 
 To:  Drew (X3N0PH0N)      12 of 48 
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What sort of mindless shenanigans happen at these meats?

 

I'm far too impressionable to turn up if there's sordid goings on happening.
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 From:  Drew (X3N0PH0N)   16 Jul 2009 11:54 
 To:  graphitone      13 of 48 
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You're... asking the wrong person (hug)
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 From:  Mouse   16 Jul 2009 11:57 
 To:  graphitone      14 of 48 
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  • Manthorp usally jumps off a bridge / through a tree.
  • I usually break a limb.
  • Ricard00 usually projectile vomits.
  • Dyl usually is completely non-comital and then turns up anyway. Sometimes to two meats in the same day.
  • Kenny usually snores.
  • We usually give Boff some kind of impossible physics question relating to something bollocks. He usually solves it.
  • Linn usually comes over from Canada.
  • Me and Manthorp usually start off at Leeds train station with a Farmhouse Wetherspoons breakfast and 4 pints of Guiness.

Which of the following would you most prefer?
A: a puppy,
B: a pretty flower from your sweety, or
C: a large properly formatted data file?
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 From:  Mouse   16 Jul 2009 12:06 
 To:  koswix      15 of 48 
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While looking on Google Maps for The Maltings I found this man.

Awesome. Let's try find him.

Which of the following would you most prefer?
A: a puppy,
B: a pretty flower from your sweety, or
C: a large properly formatted data file?
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 From:  koswix   16 Jul 2009 12:14 
 To:  Mouse      16 of 48 
36342.16 In reply to 36342.15 

OMG! It's teh Ghostbusters!

 

Oh, and it's normally me that snores. Kenny drinks whisky.


The Seventh Posture of Burton's translation of The Perfumed Garden is an unusual position not described in other classical sex manuals. The receiving partner lies on their side. The penetrating partner faces the receiver, straddling the receiver's lower leg, and lifts the receiver's upper leg on either side of the body onto the crook of penetrating partner's elbow or onto the shoulder. While some references describe this position as being "for acrobats and not to be taken seriously," others have found it very comfortable, especially during pregnancy.
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 From:  Mouse   16 Jul 2009 12:33 
 To:  Manthorp      17 of 48 
36342.17 In reply to 36342.16 
5th of September lad?

Which of the following would you most prefer?
A: a puppy,
B: a pretty flower from your sweety, or
C: a large properly formatted data file?
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 From:  DrBoff (BOFF)   16 Jul 2009 12:49 
 To:  Drew (X3N0PH0N)      18 of 48 
36342.18 In reply to 36342.11 

You never message me back :(

 

We'll all come and visit you after York!
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 From:  DrBoff (BOFF)   16 Jul 2009 12:49 
 To:  Mouse      19 of 48 
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I endorse this summary.
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 From:  Drew (X3N0PH0N)   16 Jul 2009 12:57 
 To:  DrBoff (BOFF)      20 of 48 
36342.20 In reply to 36342.18 
That's because you have gone :Y

And good, that is good :Y
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