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 From:  Manthorp  
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33942.1 

What have I done you cunts?

 

WHAT HAVE I DONE?!

 

I'm going to go down to the bottom of the garden and eat potatoes.

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 From:  koswix  
 To:  Manthorp     
33942.2 In reply to 33942.1 
Don't cry, stephen.


The noises commonly associated with flatulence are caused by the vibration of the anal sphincter, and not by the buttocks. The sound varies depending on the tightness of the sphincter muscle and velocity of the gas being propelled, as well as other factors such as water and body fat. The auditory pitch (sound) of the flatulence outburst can also be affected by the anal embouchure.
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 From:  Manthorp  
 To:  koswix     
33942.3 In reply to 33942.2 
Cunt.
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 From:  Manthorp  
 To:  THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)     
33942.4 In reply to 33942.3 

Incidentally, Rendlibobs, why have you left me a tantalising glimpse of the Hardware folder?

 

Is this a crumb of largesse, or the torture of a tiny cell window looking over the unattainable meadows beyond? Or just a coding bloblet?

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 From:  milko  
 To:  Manthorp     
33942.5 In reply to 33942.4 
Actually it was me. I guess the Padded Cell Occupants group has a hole in it, I'd best investigate. Anyway, it was your idea!

edit: I think it must have been acting as the Trig restrictions group. Now you should be able to see everything but only post in here, until a moderator takes pity on you.

milko
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 From:  Manthorp  
 To:  milko     
33942.6 In reply to 33942.5 
You pixie-armed little tinker.
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 From:  THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)  
 To:  Manthorp     
33942.7 In reply to 33942.4 
I am not a mod. If I were, I would pillory you for the accusation, although obviously in that case it would have been justified, so that would be a paradox and we'd all cease to exist, or something.

Dance like it hurts; Love like you need the money; Work when people are watching.
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 From:  Manthorp  
 To:  THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)     
33942.8 In reply to 33942.7 

I have partially ceased to exist, so I will blame you.

 

I'm glad you're not a mod though; that way lies chaos and streets running with blood, no offence.

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 From:  THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)  
 To:  Manthorp     
33942.9 In reply to 33942.8 
None taken, since I heartily agree.

Dance like it hurts; Love like you need the money; Work when people are watching.
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 From:  JonCooper  
 To:  Manthorp     
33942.10 In reply to 33942.8 

I was about to make him a mod, in this folder, for a laugh, but I can't ...

 

cos it seems someone beat me to it ...

 

MWAHAHAHAHAHA! I ARE HAVE TEH POWER!


Jon
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 From:  JonCooper  
 To:  THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)     
33942.11 In reply to 33942.10 
blimey, unrecorded editing, dodgy stuff!

Jon
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 From:  Manthorp  
 To:  JonCooper     
33942.12 In reply to 33942.10 

There goes the neighbourhood.

 

I'm staying in here until the lumpen proleteriat rise up as one and hang him from the nearest lamp-post.

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 From:  Manthorp  
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33942.13 In reply to 33942.12 
Whoops! Miss-spelled proletariat. Now they'll be after lynching me too.
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 From:  koswix  
 To:  Manthorp     
33942.14 In reply to 33942.13 

Meh, you'll be waiting a while - we're all too busy mourning the (partial)passing of good old Fidel.

 


Well, I am anyway. *drinks another Havana Club*



The noises commonly associated with flatulence are caused by the vibration of the anal sphincter, and not by the buttocks. The sound varies depending on the tightness of the sphincter muscle and velocity of the gas being propelled, as well as other factors such as water and body fat. The auditory pitch (sound) of the flatulence outburst can also be affected by the anal embouchure.
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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)  
 To:  Manthorp     
33942.15 In reply to 33942.13 
Lynching? Isn't that when some artfag film director starts effing and blinding and completely missing the fucking point?

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some things never change

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 From:  Manthorp  
 To:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)     
33942.16 In reply to 33942.15 
I have teh Xenophons. I'm going to stay in here for a bit and drink tea.

"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951
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