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 From:  Manthorp   19 Oct 2007 18:21 
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...but ONLY after he has attended the Northern Meat.

For then he will have met, enjoyed the company of and accepted the reality of the people to whom he is posting, and it will make him more caring and equable, and less of a cunt.
"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951
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 From:  Rich (RICARD00)   19 Oct 2007 20:20 
 To:  Manthorp      2 of 18 
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But I can't mahe the 10th.

 

We'll have to move it, please??
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 From:  Lucy (X3N0PH0N)   19 Oct 2007 20:27 
 To:  Manthorp      3 of 18 
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Good plan.

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 From:  Dave!!   19 Oct 2007 20:46 
 To:  Manthorp      4 of 18 
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I hereby endorse this motion :)
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The intelligence of American Politics

"Our enemy is innovative and resourceful. And so are we."
"They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people. And neither do we." - George Bush
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 From:  Manthorp   19 Oct 2007 21:46 
 To:  Rich (RICARD00)      5 of 18 
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I say nothing. Merely set teh forum dogs of two continents onto you like Mr. Burns.

Anyway, if Trig were to follow you into a York pub towards the end of the night he'd end up redecorated from head to toe and drained of any sympathy towards his fellow possiemates.
"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951
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 From:  Gobfounded (YVE)   19 Oct 2007 21:53 
 To:  Manthorp      6 of 18 
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End of the night? 5pm, more like!


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 From:  Manthorp   19 Oct 2007 21:55 
 To:  Gobfounded (YVE)      7 of 18 
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He's just a wussy pussy, really. But cute.

In a Reagan-from-the-Exorcist sort of way.
"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951
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 From:  Gobfounded (YVE)   19 Oct 2007 22:02 
 To:  Manthorp      8 of 18 
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He's a lightweight. I bet he's all middle class and drinks himself to oblivion on a whole 6 glasses of wine a week.


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 From:  Manthorp   19 Oct 2007 22:06 
 To:  Gobfounded (YVE)      9 of 18 
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To do the young scroat justice, I have witnessed him sink a Manthorpian quantity of booze with scarcely a hiccup.

Although I have also seen him wee in possibly the most public doorway in central Leeds, mid-afternoon. He's an enigma, and a bit of a sordid one at that.
"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951
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 From:  Rich (RICARD00)   19 Oct 2007 22:09 
 To:  Manthorp      10 of 18 
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That doorway was weed in very subtley, I'll have you know.

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 From:  Gobfounded (YVE)   19 Oct 2007 22:11 
 To:  Rich (RICARD00)      11 of 18 
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P.U.

 

If ever we meet up again, I'll bring one of Owen's NHS nappies. They're about the size of a duvet, so should see you through a decent session.


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 From:  Dave!!   19 Oct 2007 22:44 
 To:  Gobfounded (YVE)      12 of 18 
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Will they fit in a secluded doorway however once they have satisfied their purpose?
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The intelligence of American Politics

"Our enemy is innovative and resourceful. And so are we."
"They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people. And neither do we." - George Bush
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 From:  Gobfounded (YVE)   20 Oct 2007 21:47 
 To:  Dave!!      13 of 18 
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The tape across the top will probably nicely attach them to some poor unsuspecting person's door handle.


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 From:  Username   21 Oct 2007 12:38 
 To:  Manthorp      14 of 18 
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Ok deal. Im there.
Where abouts in Scotland is the Northern meet?
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 From:  koswix   21 Oct 2007 12:54 
 To:  Username      15 of 18 
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It's in the southern bit of Scotland, York.

The noises commonly associated with flatulence are caused by the vibration of the anal sphincter, and not by the buttocks. The sound varies depending on the tightness of the sphincter muscle and velocity of the gas being propelled, as well as other factors such as water and body fat. The auditory pitch (sound) of the flatulence outburst can also be affected by the anal embouchure.
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 From:  JonCooper   21 Oct 2007 15:21 
 To:  Username      16 of 18 
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there is a train from Glasgow at 08:45, gets into York at 12:26, if you book today, value advance single C = just £16
Jon
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 From:  mr_swayzee   26 Oct 2007 15:50 
 To:  Username      17 of 18 
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go on Trig! I'll chum you down on the train if I can make it, when is this meet?

I'll even buy the tickets and meet you under the clock in central station with a carnation in my lapel. 

A problem shared is a problem halved, but a worry shared is a worry doubled
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 From:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)   26 Oct 2007 16:46 
 To:  mr_swayzee      18 of 18 
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10th November - a fortnight tomorrow.

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