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 From:  Manthorp  
 To:  graphitone     
31702.101 In reply to 31702.100 
Dagnabbit, you got me all excited. I saw the new post and was almost certain that Kenny had started the voting.

"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951

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 From:  graphitone  
 To:  Manthorp     
31702.102 In reply to 31702.101 

At the risk of getting you excited again...

 

It really doesn't take much to get you all excited does it?! :Y


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 From:  Manthorp  
 To:  graphitone     
31702.103 In reply to 31702.102 
I live in a state of almost constant excitation. I fear for my poor heart.

"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951

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 From:  graphitone  
 To:  Manthorp     
31702.104 In reply to 31702.103 

Wouldn't your heightened state of excitedness eventually seem like the norm? Then something hugely exciting would be required to get you all hepped up again... to top the already excited state you'd normally be used to.

 

Letssee, what could possibly tip you over the edge of mediocre excitedness into the world of uber-excitedness?

 

Julian Clary concert tickets?


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 From:  Manthorp  
 To:  graphitone     
31702.105 In reply to 31702.104 
I've learned to conquer excitation normalisation through breathing exercises. It's steady-state pretty-damn-excitedness.

"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951

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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)  
 To:  Manthorp     
31702.106 In reply to 31702.105 
Julian Clary likes boys like you.

bastard by name, bastard by nature

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 From:  graphitone  
 To:  Manthorp     
31702.107 In reply to 31702.105 

Maybe that's where Fred Hoyle went wrong - he thought he was describing the universe, when he was really studying your excited-ness state.

 

Prat.


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 From:  Manthorp  
 To:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)      
31702.108 In reply to 31702.1 
I have to say I'm getting really excited about these.  The announcement of winners must be coming up soon.  I reckon LaLaLand might do well.

"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951
 
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 From:  CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)  
 To:  Manthorp     
31702.109 In reply to 31702.108 
10-years in the making! Yeah, some heavy thought must have gone into this.
“Neuroscience Can't Explain How a Microprocessor Works.” That's OK, I can't either.
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 From:  Dave!!  
 To:  Manthorp     
31702.110 In reply to 31702.108 
Aye there's going to be some crackers I reckon!

Can't wait then for the 2008 awards! I think they're due out in 2024...
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 From:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)  
 To:  Manthorp     
31702.111 In reply to 31702.108 
Give the poor sod a chance, he's only had 9 days, 10 years and 42 minutes.

It's like they say in those Guinness and Heinz adverts. and you know what KJ's like - such a lightweight it only takes the slightest whiff of ketchup to have him squirming on the floor hallucinating about how Diego the chippie is a woman and flirting with him.

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 From:  graphitone  
 To:  Manthorp     
31702.112 In reply to 31702.108 
I think Kenny's been leading us down the garden path with this one.

I've reread the thread and around post 41-ish, he says that he's given all the awards to himself.

He's been stringing us along with false promises of a 2007 award ceremony while no doubt drinking Skol with abandon from all his nefariously ill gotten trophies, laughing at us all.

I say we hire a lynch mob and send them round to his flat.

 
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 From:  CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)  
 To:  graphitone     
31702.113 In reply to 31702.112 
Let him keep those cheap, electro-plated plastic trophies. He can tell his mom they mean something.

 :-((  :-((  :-((
“Neuroscience Can't Explain How a Microprocessor Works.” That's OK, I can't either.
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 From:  Manthorp  
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31702.114 
I bet he's hoarding Dragon points to buy himself a blow-up sex creature.

"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951

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 From:  graphitone  
 To:  CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)     
31702.115 In reply to 31702.113 
Those trophies represent deceit, lies and obfuscation.

And probably spite.

His mother would be ashamed.
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 From:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)   
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31702.116 
It's idiots like you who got Trump elected.

Kenny
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 From:  graphitone  
 To:  Manthorp     
31702.117 In reply to 31702.114 
They're getting more realistic if this article is anything to go by:

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/578685/male-sex-robots-dolls-news?utm_source=traffic.outbrain&utm_medium=traffic.outbrain&utm_term=traffic.outbrain&utm_content=traffic.outbrain&utm_campaign=traffic.outbrain

 
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 From:  CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)  
 To:  graphitone     
31702.118 In reply to 31702.115 
I'm sure she has no idea what he gets up to in her basement.
“Neuroscience Can't Explain How a Microprocessor Works.” That's OK, I can't either.
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 From:  CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)  
 To:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)      
31702.119 In reply to 31702.116 
Sad!
“Neuroscience Can't Explain How a Microprocessor Works.” That's OK, I can't either.
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