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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)   29 Jul 2011 08:04 
 To:  Some call me... (PSYCHO_GEEZER)      2470 of 2579 
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I'm right behind you...that way I can ensure that you're not right behind me!

bastard by name, bastard by nature
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 From:  Manthorp    29 Jul 2011 08:16 
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And in a further desperate attempt to bolster CmB ratings, here is an ancient whittling you may not have seen before:



It's called the Albigensian Heresy. It measure the ratio of good to evil in any given place.
"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951

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 From:  william (WILLIAMA)   29 Jul 2011 08:28 
 To:  Manthorp       2472 of 2579 
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Is it one metre tall, photographed with some tilt-shift technique to appear small?
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 From:  Manthorp    29 Jul 2011 08:30 
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It's actually taken with a scanning electron microscope.
"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951

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 From:  Mouse   29 Jul 2011 08:39 
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Apparently I don't have permission to see that photo. This wouldn't have happened if you'd have linked to Google Plus.

Roses are bollocks, Violets are crud, I hate bloody flowers, And much prefer mud.
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 From:  Manthorp    29 Jul 2011 09:01 
 To:  Mouse      2475 of 2579 
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No, it's just you I've blocked.
"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951

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 From:  Manthorp    29 Jul 2011 09:02 
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But I regret it. Here, just for you:
"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951

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 From:  ANT_THOMAS   29 Jul 2011 09:23 
 To:  Manthorp       2477 of 2579 
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Whittled from top to bottom including the base?
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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)   29 Jul 2011 10:01 
 To:  ANT_THOMAS      2478 of 2579 
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He certainly is, although some parts look more chiselled than whittled.

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 From:  Manthorp    29 Jul 2011 10:39 
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Base turned on my wood lathe. Jaw chiselled, as Mr. B infers.
"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951

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 From:  Mouse   29 Jul 2011 10:57 
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I meant the Facebook image. I have you in a Google Plus Circle called, "Probable Sex Offenders".

Roses are bollocks, Violets are crud, I hate bloody flowers, And much prefer mud.
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 From:  Manthorp    29 Jul 2011 11:29 
 To:  Mouse      2481 of 2579 
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Only probable? What further evidence do you need? I shall bugger a choirboy on your table at the next Northern Meat.
"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951

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 From:  Manthorp    29 Jul 2011 11:35 
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Gonna do Ramadan yet again this year in sympathy with Ms. G & Rosie, but cheating a bit - I'm permitting myself water when I work out. The times are really tough this year, though: http://www.ramadantimes.co.uk/html/cities/Bradford-ramadan-timetable.htm

Anyone fancy joining in for a few days, either for the challenge, quick & dirty weightloss or spiritual gain? Your souls are damned to hell anyway, so that last one's a bit pointless.
"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951

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 From:  ANT_THOMAS   29 Jul 2011 11:39 
 To:  Manthorp       2483 of 2579 
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A few people in my group at work/uni have asked if I wanted to do it, but I'd definitely have to cheat with drinks during the day, though the quick & dirty weightloss idea isn't a bad one!
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 From:  Manthorp    29 Jul 2011 11:41 
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That first 4am till 9pm stretch looks a bit bloody daunting.
"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951

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 From:  Serg (NUKKLEAR)   29 Jul 2011 12:28 
 To:  Manthorp       2485 of 2579 
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I might do, I think I'll just end up having a go and seeing what happens..
[...Insert Brain Here...]
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 From:  Some call me... (PSYCHO_GEEZER)   29 Jul 2011 13:34 
 To:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)      2486 of 2579 
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You're just no fun these days.
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 From:  william (WILLIAMA)   29 Jul 2011 13:46 
 To:  Manthorp       2487 of 2579 
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Also, in the upper left triangle, is that mark woodgrain?

You haven't, by any chance, cracked your whatever-that-shape-is? :-O
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 From:  Manthorp    29 Jul 2011 14:15 
 To:  william (WILLIAMA)      2488 of 2579 
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It was a bastard knot that only appeared late in the making thereof. God cracked my truncated cube.
"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951

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 From:  koswix   29 Jul 2011 14:24 
 To:  william (WILLIAMA)      2489 of 2579 
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Well it sure as hell isn't mark rendle SHITLOL111111!!!`

GIVE ME EYERON OR! :@ msg:38140.1
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