I bought Mrs J a vibrator on Saturday. However due to bad timing she is unable (or unwilling) to use it for a week. So rather than let it sit in a drawer gathering dust I decided to see what all the fuss was about.

I can honestly say that whoever said men were incapable of multiple-orgasms was either telling porkies or had never tried one of these things.

Looks like the batteries will be dead by the time Mrs J gets to have a go.

OOOOOOOOOO
MMMMMMMMMM
GGGGGGGGGGG

:&

steve
visit (and spread the word about) my mother fucking portal

Nice!!

Not exactly an image any of us really wanted J but thanks for sharing nonetheless.

Now make sure you give that a thougher!!!!! cleaning before handing it back to Mrs J

:S

Pfft.

<just bitter that he's been up since 8, after a shit night, and doesn't even have to be in college :@>

Also be careful.......

In my working life jumping from operating theatre to operating theatre I see an awful lot of male patients on the list for

"foreign body removal"

"Dildoectomy"

You have been warned

Unless he was the goatse man.

(resolves not to lower the tone any further than it already is now)