For the removal of doubt, I'm 60.
I'm not sure how it happened. One moment I was lying in a cot shitting in my nappy and the next I was an old man. Of course, many people say that paying for that sort of thing when you're 59 is perverse, but I say 'It's my life and my money'.
never trust a man in a blue trench coat, never drive a car when you're dead |