Idle Chit ChatWhat's Your "I'm Lucky to be Alive/I'm a Dumbass" Story?

 

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 From:  dyl  
 To:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)      
40830.21 In reply to 40830.20 
A couple of years ago on this beach was my scariest definitely going to die now moment.

I was only a few metres from the beach, and we'd been having great fun being knocked over and flipped over by the big waves, then suddenly I was swimming as hard as I could at the beach and getting further away from it with each wave breaking over my head. Ruth was just coming in to the water and I was yelling at her to stay out because I didn't want her to drown too, but she couldn't hear me above the waves - the thing I was most scared of at that point was her coming in and getting washed out too, then suddenly somehow my feet were on a sandbank and I was able to push back towards the beach - I suppose the waves died down for a few seconds. I've never been so certain that I was going to die as at then.

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 From:  ANT_THOMAS  
 To:  dyl     
40830.22 In reply to 40830.21 
I was expecting to zoom out on Scarborough or Blackpool or somewhere similar, not Ghana!
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 From:  dyl  
 To:  ANT_THOMAS     
40830.23 In reply to 40830.22 
I forget how little I've told Teh about the last 6 or 7 years of my life. Not that Ghana was a massive part of it, in terms of duration, anyway.

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 From:  CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)  
 To:  ANT_THOMAS     
40830.24 In reply to 40830.22 
In Scarborough, you could always fall off a bluff!

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 From:  dyl  
 To:  CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)     
40830.25 In reply to 40830.24 
Probably not the Scarborough he had in mind. What's a bluff?

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 From:  CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)  
 To:  dyl     
40830.26 In reply to 40830.25 
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scarborough_Bluffs

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 From:  koswix  
 To:  CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)     
40830.27 In reply to 40830.26 
The Bluffs have been described as a "geological wonder" and a unique feature in North America.


Really no other sea/lake cliffs in North America?

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 From:  Manthorp  
 To:  koswix     
40830.28 In reply to 40830.27 
They're special 'cos they're double bluffs.

"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951

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 From:  CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)  
 To:  koswix     
40830.29 In reply to 40830.27 
I dunno. There probably are, but these are unique for whatever reason (they're sand? They're really really long?)

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 From:  dyl  
 To:  CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)     
40830.30 In reply to 40830.29 
Yeah, sand cliffs. That's quite odd.

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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)  
 To:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)      
40830.31 In reply to 40830.1 
I broke my knee (torn crutiate ligament and ruptured meniscus) on 16 December. That was both my first and last ski of the season! Hey ho

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 From:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)   
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40830.32 
I need to post my last/greatest dumb thing.  I've started at least two times and canceled, it's going to be a novel.
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 From:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)   
 To:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)     
40830.33 In reply to 40830.31 
I've never understood the appeal of skiing. I have no doubt that I'd break bones or worse if I ever tried.  Plus I hate winter.  But I guess different strokes and all that!  I hope you are doing better?  And I'm glad you came back you bastard!
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 From:  milko  
 To:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)     
40830.34 In reply to 40830.31 
Ouch. I broke a collarbone and then a few months later dislocated the other shoulder, in 2013. Not as much mountain bike riding as I hoped, as a result, but yours sounds way worse!
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Message 40830.35 deleted 22 May 2015 12:15 by 53NORTH

 From:  Serg (NUKKLEAR)  
 To:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)      
40830.36 In reply to 40830.1 
Expanses of water look much shorter from the boat than they do once you're in the water; I don't sink, but I can't really swim more than a few metres either, so I almost drowned once. Fortunately, I turned myself on my back, relaxed and kept floating & swimming very slowly until someone came to pull me to safety. Just dumb.

Oh, and cycling in London as a commuter, that must count for something. Yeah I still do that - I tell my beloved other half I'd be safer on a motorbike, she doesn't believe me yet.  :-Y
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Message 40830.37 deleted 22 May 2015 12:15 by 53NORTH

 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)  
 To:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)      
40830.38 In reply to 40830.33 
TBH, I hate winter too, especially snow. I refer to this time of year as the "long, slow grind to spring". I only ski because it's something to do and others do it. It's not like I'm gonna miss it much, although Fiona's taking lessons in langlauf (cross-country skiing) which looks a lot more genteel, and devoid of scary teenage lunatics. Life on crutches is a PITA though, especially when your house has four floors.

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 From:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)   
 To:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)     
40830.39 In reply to 40830.38 
Oh yes the old guy with crutches routine.  I played that part last year!  We have a ranch style house and it was still a pain in the ass maneuvering about. 
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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)  
 To:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)      
40830.40 In reply to 40830.39 
Ahhh, we don't have the land space here in the old world for "ranch style". Although I think that might be what we call a bungalow.

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