Idle Chit ChatThe rise of Skynet

 

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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)  
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Professor Bonkers and colleagues at Cambridge's Centre for the Study of Existential Risk is to investigate whether technology could destroy human civilisation. He cautions against dismissing a potential rise of the robots which, while not necessarily malevolent, may have interests that don't include humans.
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Fears that machines may take over have been central to the plot of some of the most popular science fiction films.

Perhaps most famous is Skynet, a rogue computer system depicted in the Terminator films.

Skynet gained self-awareness and fought back after first being developed by the US military.

But how will the nutty professor account for any classified military developments? After all, the military have a habit of doing 'stuff' without letting us know about it, until it's too late and turns into Skynet.

At least Beebnet has a sense of humour though:

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Survival of the human race permitting, the centre will launch next year.

LMAO

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 From:  JonCooper  
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40101.2 In reply to 40101.1 
I think he's right, in that it does need thinking about and looking at

Computers will have the same processing and memory capabilities as humans within the next few years

and 'they' are already developing rudimentary AI in many different applications

I think it would be strange not to think about what might happen if it all gets out of control

Jon
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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)  
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I think James Cameron, Philip K Dick, Ridley Scott, and numerous others have already put a lot of thought into what 'could' happen.

Professor Bonkers wants to put a more scientific evaluation forward. But how can he know what's going on in secrecy? Ergo, is his aim realistic to achieve?

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 From:  JonCooper  
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is his aim realistic to achieve?

probably not, given that so much is done in secret
it's certainly conceivable that 'they' have AI already and have managed to keep a lid on it so far

Jon
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 From:  ANT_THOMAS  
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Anyone want a tinfoil hat?
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 From:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)  
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40101.6 In reply to 40101.1 
Most of the movies, like Terminator, only show humans fighting machines in the physical world.  When the singularity comes we would more likely be fighting them in a virtual environment where we would have a better chance (I hope).


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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)  
 To:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)     
40101.7 In reply to 40101.6 
And who makes the virtual environment? That's right, the machines! Game, set, match to them.

I'll take one of those tinfoil hats now, Ant.

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 From:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)  
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40101.8 In reply to 40101.7 
Maybe. Maybe there will be good machines and bad machines?  Like Transformers?


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 From:  ANT_THOMAS  
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40101.9 In reply to 40101.8 
Just unplug them.
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 From:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)  
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40101.10 In reply to 40101.9 
I dunno.  I've seen the Matrix and that's a lot of redundancy.  I think if we keep watching these movies we will know exactly how to defeat them! 


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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)  
 To:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)     
40101.11 In reply to 40101.10 
Especially if they learn how to be evil by watching reruns of old sci-fi films.

bwahaha

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 From:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)  
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40101.12 In reply to 40101.11 
I think the answer then is to not give them eyes!


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 From:  JonCooper  
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some have their own onboard PSU, how you gonna unplug that (while it's killing you)?

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 From:  ANT_THOMAS  
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Some sort of EMP gun.
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 From:  JonCooper  
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shielded

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 From:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)  
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40101.16 In reply to 40101.11 
If this happens you'll beg me to be your bodyguard.  And I'm afraid I'll have to decline.  It's a pride thing you understand.


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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)  
 To:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)     
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 From:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)  
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40101.18 In reply to 40101.17 
That can't always apply!  Maybe by the time skynet takes over I would have gained 100 lbs?


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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)  
 To:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)     
40101.19 In reply to 40101.18 
And I am trying to lose weight.

Although hopefully not /that/ much!

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 From:  graphitone  
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40101.20 In reply to 40101.19 
We should get you two to meet up and arm Ken with a sharp straw. He could then liposuck your excess flab, ingesting as much as he needs to bulk up.

The length of the straw will be determined by how comfortable you both are with this process, but Ken will need some serious sucking power if it's anything over a meter. Ken, you're good at sucking, right?! ;-) 
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