London bed for Throb

From:	Manthorp	18 Nov 2011 08:41
To:	ALL	1 of 21

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Eek! I'm heading down to't Smoke today & my brother - who had offered me a place in his dog basket - has buggered off to a conference in Merka. I may be able to stay at his gaff anyway, if I can get in touch with his son (currently proving elusive). However, if I can't contact him, is there any kind metropolitan sausage who could offer me a sofa for Friday & possibly Saturday night? You wouldn't see a lot of me tonight - I'm going for a meal so wouldn't turn up till late (before midnight though). I'll bring my own sleeping bag & love doll. "We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked." James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951 www.manthorp.co.uk

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From:	The Queen (ELIZABETH_II)	18 Nov 2011 09:06
To:	Manthorp	2 of 21

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You can kip at my gaff if you like. You knows where I live, innit?

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From:	Manthorp	18 Nov 2011 09:59
To:	The Queen (ELIZABETH_II)	3 of 21

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I don't mean to sound ungracious, but if you think I'm going to sleep with fucking Corgis... "We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked." James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951 www.manthorp.co.uk

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From:	Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)	18 Nov 2011 10:00
To:	Manthorp	4 of 21

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There's a lovely little campsite just by St Pauls... Kenny

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From:	The Queen (ELIZABETH_II)	18 Nov 2011 10:16
To:	Manthorp	6 of 21

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Aight bruv. Safe.

(I nearly exposed a terrible secret. Phew.)

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From:	Serg (NUKKLEAR)	18 Nov 2011 10:21
To:	The Queen (ELIZABETH_II)	7 of 21

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Yeah, 'cos that's well subtle.. quote: Message 39114.5 deleted 9:16 by X3N0PH0N [...Insert Brain Here...]

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From:	Drew (X3N0PH0N)	18 Nov 2011 10:39
To:	Serg (NUKKLEAR)	8 of 21

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Do I really have to start using blue text? :Y , , , , , , , , , , `' (o,o) (o,o) (o,o) (o,o) (o,o) \ \|)__) \|)__) \|)__) \|)__) \|)__) ''`>-,--”-”---”-”---”-”---”-”---”-”---- ,'.*''`

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From:	milko	18 Nov 2011 10:53
To:	Manthorp	9 of 21

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I could work this out for you Steve, if you like. Won't need much notice, so feel free to not decide til later!

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From:	Serg (NUKKLEAR)	18 Nov 2011 11:18
To:	Drew (X3N0PH0N)	10 of 21

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What's blue text?

(DYSWIDT?)

[...Insert Brain Here...]

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From:	Drew (X3N0PH0N)	18 Nov 2011 11:27
To:	Serg (NUKKLEAR)	11 of 21

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This is :Y , , , , , , , , , , `' (o,o) (o,o) (o,o) (o,o) (o,o) \ \|)__) \|)__) \|)__) \|)__) \|)__) ''`>-,--”-”---”-”---”-”---”-”---”-”---- ,'.*''`

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From:	Manthorp	18 Nov 2011 12:33
To:	milko	12 of 21

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Cheers madmodmilkman, that's most kind. Can I hold you as backup & give you a definite answer by 2ish? "We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked." James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951 www.manthorp.co.uk

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From:	milko	18 Nov 2011 13:15
To:	Manthorp	13 of 21

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Doesn't even have to be that early, no bother at all. My number's not changed so if you still have that, we can sort something out. Or I guess in these smartphone magical times it could be done by email. Or twitter. We might be going to a social do in Barbican this evening so we'd have to coordinate meeting up post your dinner and ours.

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From:	Ken (SHIELDSIT)	18 Nov 2011 13:32
To:	The Queen (ELIZABETH_II)	14 of 21

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This is going to sound terrible, but what is the Queens last name? I don't think I've ever ever heard it mentioned. It's always Queen Elizabeth.

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From:	Drew (X3N0PH0N)	18 Nov 2011 13:39
To:	Ken (SHIELDSIT)	15 of 21

39114.15 In reply to 39114.14

She doesn't really have one. Because she is the fucking Queen. And nobles were [Forename] of [Place].

But they made it 'Windsor' sometime in the 20th C.

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From:	99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)	18 Nov 2011 13:50
To:	Ken (SHIELDSIT)	16 of 21

39114.16 In reply to 39114.14

Windsor, but the 'family name' has changed over the centuries as they're a bunch of in-bred/out-bred whores'n'villians.

Before Windsor, I think it may have been Saxe-Coburg, which was a bit too germanic for the early part of the last century.

bastard by name, bastard by nature

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From:	Ken (SHIELDSIT)	18 Nov 2011 13:58
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Interesting. I know I've never heard her addressed as anything other than Queen Elizabeth and strangely I was wondering about this the other day!

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From:	ANT_THOMAS	18 Nov 2011 14:13
To:	Ken (SHIELDSIT)	18 of 21

39114.18 In reply to 39114.17
Consider yourself enlightened then! ┌─────┐ │ │ │ ┌─┐ │ │ │ │ │ │ └─┘ │ │ │ │ ┌─┐ │ │ │ │ │ │ │ │ │ └─┘ └─┘

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From:	PNCOOL	18 Nov 2011 14:24
To:	99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)	19 of 21

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Battenberg, Mountbatten and Mountbatten-Windsor are all in there somewhere too.

These Royals know how to make it complicated.

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From:	Ken (SHIELDSIT)	18 Nov 2011 14:29
To:	ANT_THOMAS	20 of 21

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I feel so much better. Now I feel I can make it through this Friday. Oh, Friday! Finally and thank God!

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