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 From:  graphitone  
 To:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)     
38617.21 In reply to 38617.20 
In that case we can blame the shitty dog food we feed 'em. That's nearly as nasty as the poop that comes out the other end.

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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)  
 To:  graphitone     
38617.22 In reply to 38617.21 
Possibly so, but I suspect that dog shit smells like dog shit no matter what they eat. There may be vary degress of foul, but they should all be shot, along with their owners, anyway.

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 From:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)   
 To:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)     
38617.23 In reply to 38617.22 

:-@ My dog is awesome! Why do you want to shoot him?

 

His name is Teknosaurus Shields! A dog named that has to be cool! If you want to shoot something shoot the fucking cats!

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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)  
 To:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)      
38617.24 In reply to 38617.23 
Oh don't worry, if I were allowed a gun the cats would be the first to go. The only good thing about dogs is that they kill cats.

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 From:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)   
 To:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)     
38617.25 In reply to 38617.24 
:-@ My dog is my bud. He goes in the car with me just about everywhere. I don't know how anyone could not like dogs. Even my wife, who isn't an animal person, loves Tek!
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 To:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)      
38617.26 In reply to 38617.25 
They shit in public places. Admittedly, the fact that it's not cleared up is the fault of the owners, which is why I'd have them shot too. Honestly, there are parts of England that are awash with canine faeces.

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 From:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)   
 To:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)     
38617.27 In reply to 38617.26 
Yeah but those are the types of people who would shit and let it lay themselves. Fucking hogs!
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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)  
 To:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)      
38617.28 In reply to 38617.27 

I agree. the problem, though, is similar to the dilemmas faced by airline security.

 

Spinning disks could perceivably interfere with landing/take-off systems on aircraft. Solid state systems should not pose the same hazard, and therefore should be able to be switched on. But how do airline staff differentiate in the time allowed? They can't. Solution: all electronic devices will be switched off.

 

Only 100mL of liquids are allowed on each receptacle. You have 10mL remaining in a 250mL container, easy to tell that there's less than 100mL. But what about 95mL or 105mL, could a security officer differentiate those by eye under the circumstances of a brief glance? No. Solution: 100mL applies to the receptacle, not the volume of fluid.

 

Bt the same logic, is it possible to tell which dog/owner those faeces came from? No. Solution: kill them all, every last one of them.

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 From:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)   
 To:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)     
38617.29 In reply to 38617.28 

haha, that was quite a comparison!

 

Wild animals shit in the park and outside. It's just what animals do!

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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)  
 To:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)      
38617.30 In reply to 38617.29 
Wild animals are natural and therefore protected by Gaia.

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 From:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)   
 To:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)     
38617.31 In reply to 38617.30 
I don't have the energy to argue with that!
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 From:  koswix  
 To:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)      
38617.32 In reply to 38617.31 
Let's just shoot truffy. It wont lower the amount of dog shit in the world, but it will cut the amount of moaning by a good percentage.


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 From:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)   
 To:  koswix     
38617.33 In reply to 38617.32 
:)
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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)  
 To:  koswix     
38617.34 In reply to 38617.32 
or we could just shoot all the whinging lefties...same result on the moaning, but less sponging to boot! (woot)

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 From:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)  
 To:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)     
38617.35 In reply to 38617.34 
How about someone pays me lots of money to shoot you both, and then the rest of us can live in complete harmony. :P
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 From:  Mouse  
 To:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)     
38617.36 In reply to 38617.34 
I'm a whinging leftie and I've never "sponged". May I be exempt?

Roses are bollocks, Violets are crud, I hate bloody flowers, And much prefer mud.
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 From:  koswix  
 To:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)     
38617.37 In reply to 38617.34 
Lefties don't whinge, we prophylaxis proficise the future.


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 From:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)   
 To:  koswix     
38617.38 In reply to 38617.37 
Well according to the thread with everyone's score we are all lefties. But I'm probably the only one with guns, so does that mean I get to do the shootings?
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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)  
 To:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)     
38617.39 In reply to 38617.35 

Peter, you will never be able to live in complete harmony until there's a ready supply of keyboards built to your exacting standards. this is one thing you have in common with Drew.

 

But for you, even then it may not be a happy ending, what with all the other irritations that seem to plague your waking moments.

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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)  
 To:  Mouse     
38617.40 In reply to 38617.36 
You may indeed, for I believe you are a nice leftie.

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