Congratulations to you both.

I'm sure you'll have years of happiness ahead.

Just so I know - which one's the 'man' of the relationship?

Aye.

Job's a good 'un.

As me grandpap used t' say:

Theers ne'er an arrand on yer stand pie.

Words to live by.

<puts on a thoughtful expression and walks off nodding>

I say fuck the best.

Also, I say The because I sound like less of an idiot when saying it.

Still can't compete with the northern fuck.

It's hard to put into words, but the southern fuck is more of a fahk. Whereas the northern fuck is more of a fu-uck.

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