My wife alays says tea forum which is appropriate considerinf the many discussions on tea.

I'd say "tur"nip "forum" but not quite as urry but not as eh as meh the way i say that anyway.

Congratulations to you both.

I'm sure you'll have years of happiness ahead.

Just so I know - which one's the 'man' of the relationship?

Aye.

Job's a good 'un.

As me grandpap used t' say:

Theers ne'er an arrand on yer stand pie.

Words to live by.

<puts on a thoughtful expression and walks off nodding>

I say fuck the best.

Also, I say The because I sound like less of an idiot when saying it.

Still can't compete with the northern fuck.

It's hard to put into words, but the southern fuck is more of a fahk. Whereas the northern fuck is more of a fu-uck.

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