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 From:  graphitone   1 Apr 2010 11:50 
 To:  koswix      21 of 161 
37298.21 In reply to 37298.19 

Check your word filter - though it's kinda funny that fucking in your lexicon resolves itself to badgering.

 

O'course that sentence /still/ might not make any sense to you.
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 From:  koswix   1 Apr 2010 12:38 
 To:  graphitone      22 of 161 
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No, no, I read it as 'fucking' (it's Kenny's awesome work-friendly swear filter. Whenever I read badger no I automatically hear 'fuck' :$ ), but I still don't know what it means.

"Legs up" variants involve the woman raising her legs. These were exceptionally popular in Ancient Greece and were commonly depicted on Attic pottery of the Classical Period. The conspiring women in Aristophanes' Lysistrata likely refer to it when they take an oath "not to lift high their Persian slippers" (οὐ πρὸς τὸν ὄροφον ἀνατενῶ τὼ Περσικά ou pros ton orophon anateuō tō Persika). In one variant, the woman may lift and slightly bend her legs, resting her feet flat on the mattress. This shortens the distance between the vagina and cervix, and it can place more friction on the G-spot.[citation needed] The woman may find this more comfortable than the standard position, and it can allow her to push against the man's thrust, giving her some control over the rhythm.
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 From:  graphitone   1 Apr 2010 13:53 
 To:  koswix      23 of 161 
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Think he meant he's not as green as he is cabbage looking.

 

Or blind.

 

One of the two.
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 From:  koswix   1 Apr 2010 16:39 
 To:  Mouse       24 of 161 
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Can we firm this up (possibly, truffy) pretty soooooon? Cheap tickets for the sunday are already gone for decent times :(

"Legs up" variants involve the woman raising her legs. These were exceptionally popular in Ancient Greece and were commonly depicted on Attic pottery of the Classical Period. The conspiring women in Aristophanes' Lysistrata likely refer to it when they take an oath "not to lift high their Persian slippers" (οὐ πρὸς τὸν ὄροφον ἀνατενῶ τὼ Περσικά ou pros ton orophon anateuō tō Persika). In one variant, the woman may lift and slightly bend her legs, resting her feet flat on the mattress. This shortens the distance between the vagina and cervix, and it can place more friction on the G-spot.[citation needed] The woman may find this more comfortable than the standard position, and it can allow her to push against the man's thrust, giving her some control over the rhythm.
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 From:  Mouse    1 Apr 2010 17:17 
 To:  koswix      25 of 161 
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Consider it firm. Enough there for a decent do already.

Roses are bollocks, Violets are crud, I hate bloody flowers, And much prefer mud.
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 From:  Mouse    1 Apr 2010 17:24 
 To:  graphitone      26 of 161 
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Are you coming lad? Would be nice to have another member of the Aire Valley massive there.

Roses are bollocks, Violets are crud, I hate bloody flowers, And much prefer mud.
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 From:  dyl   1 Apr 2010 17:28 
 To:  Mouse       27 of 161 
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Hmmmm possibly.
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 From:  koswix   1 Apr 2010 17:42 
 To:  Mouse       28 of 161 
37298.28 In reply to 37298.25 

I see Dylan's just confirmed, too. :D

 

Who's putting us scotch up? Need to work out where's best for train home.


"Legs up" variants involve the woman raising her legs. These were exceptionally popular in Ancient Greece and were commonly depicted on Attic pottery of the Classical Period. The conspiring women in Aristophanes' Lysistrata likely refer to it when they take an oath "not to lift high their Persian slippers" (οὐ πρὸς τὸν ὄροφον ἀνατενῶ τὼ Περσικά ou pros ton orophon anateuō tō Persika). In one variant, the woman may lift and slightly bend her legs, resting her feet flat on the mattress. This shortens the distance between the vagina and cervix, and it can place more friction on the G-spot.[citation needed] The woman may find this more comfortable than the standard position, and it can allow her to push against the man's thrust, giving her some control over the rhythm.
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 From:  Mouse    1 Apr 2010 18:29 
 To:  koswix      29 of 161 
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I can put up some waifs and strays if need be. My house is about 25 minutes walk from Shipley station though...

Roses are bollocks, Violets are crud, I hate bloody flowers, And much prefer mud.
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 From:  koswix   1 Apr 2010 18:47 
 To:  Mouse       30 of 161 
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What is this walk you mention? Don't they hace taxis? Or beer scooters?

"Legs up" variants involve the woman raising her legs. These were exceptionally popular in Ancient Greece and were commonly depicted on Attic pottery of the Classical Period. The conspiring women in Aristophanes' Lysistrata likely refer to it when they take an oath "not to lift high their Persian slippers" (οὐ πρὸς τὸν ὄροφον ἀνατενῶ τὼ Περσικά ou pros ton orophon anateuō tō Persika). In one variant, the woman may lift and slightly bend her legs, resting her feet flat on the mattress. This shortens the distance between the vagina and cervix, and it can place more friction on the G-spot.[citation needed] The woman may find this more comfortable than the standard position, and it can allow her to push against the man's thrust, giving her some control over the rhythm.
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 From:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)   1 Apr 2010 19:02 
 To:  Mouse       31 of 161 
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I'll be coming with my good lady (whaddayouthink John) again, so won't need accomodation. We'll book a later train this time and stick around a bit longer than our alarmingly early departure from the last meat.
Kenny

The Wisdom of IMDB:

Shooter
Revealing mistakes: When the crippled sniper shoots himself under the chin, no bullet is actually fired from the gun. If you watch the scene frame-by-frame, a jet of air comes out of the gun and the actor's head cocks back. His neck is intact.
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 From:  Mouse    1 Apr 2010 19:08 
 To:  koswix      32 of 161 
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They do have taxis. And buses.

Roses are bollocks, Violets are crud, I hate bloody flowers, And much prefer mud.
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 From:  Manthorp   1 Apr 2010 22:05 
 To:  koswix      33 of 161 
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All welcome at Manthorp Mansions.
"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951

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 From:  patch   2 Apr 2010 06:58 
 To:  koswix      34 of 161 
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What is that filter? Can you send me a copy? I'm at a school for a couple of months and this thread got hit by the filter.
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 From:  koswix   2 Apr 2010 14:21 
 To:  patch      35 of 161 
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Jus the world filter on Beehive.

 

fuck (any, not whole word) becomes badger
wank (any) becomes fluff
cunt (any) becomes Kant

 

Um, think that's all I have. You fucking cunt wanker.


"Legs up" variants involve the woman raising her legs. These were exceptionally popular in Ancient Greece and were commonly depicted on Attic pottery of the Classical Period. The conspiring women in Aristophanes' Lysistrata likely refer to it when they take an oath "not to lift high their Persian slippers" (οὐ πρὸς τὸν ὄροφον ἀνατενῶ τὼ Περσικά ou pros ton orophon anateuō tō Persika). In one variant, the woman may lift and slightly bend her legs, resting her feet flat on the mattress. This shortens the distance between the vagina and cervix, and it can place more friction on the G-spot.[citation needed] The woman may find this more comfortable than the standard position, and it can allow her to push against the man's thrust, giving her some control over the rhythm.
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 From:  patch   2 Apr 2010 17:17 
 To:  koswix      36 of 161 
37298.36 In reply to 37298.35 
Ah, right. I put them in myself, and then got confused about the whole thing. What does the "Enable filter" checkbox do in the options box below the filters? Because, even though I set the filters to be enabled as I created them, it didn't do anything until I ticked that checkbox.
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 From:  koswix   2 Apr 2010 17:33 
 To:  patch      37 of 161 
37298.37 In reply to 37298.36 
Dunno, guess it enabled them :-|

"Legs up" variants involve the woman raising her legs. These were exceptionally popular in Ancient Greece and were commonly depicted on Attic pottery of the Classical Period. The conspiring women in Aristophanes' Lysistrata likely refer to it when they take an oath "not to lift high their Persian slippers" (οὐ πρὸς τὸν ὄροφον ἀνατενῶ τὼ Περσικά ou pros ton orophon anateuō tō Persika). In one variant, the woman may lift and slightly bend her legs, resting her feet flat on the mattress. This shortens the distance between the vagina and cervix, and it can place more friction on the G-spot.[citation needed] The woman may find this more comfortable than the standard position, and it can allow her to push against the man's thrust, giving her some control over the rhythm.
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 From:  DrBoff (BOFF)   4 Apr 2010 20:11 
 To:  Mouse       38 of 161 
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Definite no, innit. ATP :(
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 From:  Mouse    4 Apr 2010 20:18 
 To:  DrBoff (BOFF)      39 of 161 
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Awww. :(

Roses are bollocks, Violets are crud, I hate bloody flowers, And much prefer mud.
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 From:  ANT_THOMAS   5 Apr 2010 18:07 
 To:  Mouse       40 of 161 
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Mebee
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