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 From:  patch  
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34085.1 
In the Forum controls bit, I have my time zone set to GMT+10, which has Sydney in the description,and the DST box is ticked. So why does the time on the forum show as an hour behind what it is here? I'm 11 hours ahead of the UK at the moment, by the way.
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 From:  koswix  
 To:  patch     
34085.2 In reply to 34085.1 
OMEGA! You're posting from the futyure!!! WHAT@S IT LIKE?>!


The noises commonly associated with flatulence are caused by the vibration of the anal sphincter, and not by the buttocks. The sound varies depending on the tightness of the sphincter muscle and velocity of the gas being propelled, as well as other factors such as water and body fat. The auditory pitch (sound) of the flatulence outburst can also be affected by the anal embouchure.
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 From:  JonCooper  
 To:  patch     
34085.3 In reply to 34085.1 
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I have my time zone set to GMT+10


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I'm 11 hours ahead of the UK


seems to me like you have the answer right there
did OZ go to summer time yet?

Jon
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 From:  Matt  
 To:  patch     
34085.4 In reply to 34085.1 
Probably because the timezone rules are out of date. Sydney is currently set as DST occurring from Last Sunday in October to First Sunday in March.

doohicky

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 From:  patch  
 To:  koswix     
34085.5 In reply to 34085.2 
There's a possum living in the roof.
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 From:  patch  
 To:  JonCooper     
34085.6 In reply to 34085.3 
I hope so. It's just getting to the end of summer and heading slowly into autumn now.
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 From:  patch  
 To:  Matt     
34085.7 In reply to 34085.4 
Ah, right. According to something I just found, it should end on the first Sunday in April. And it'll start again on the first Sunday in October.
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 From:  JonCooper  
 To:  patch     
34085.8 In reply to 34085.6 
well yes, but you know what I meant, it's an isue with the DST dates :P

Jon
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 From:  Matt  
 To:  patch     
34085.9 In reply to 34085.7 
Yep, looks like the Aussies changed their DST scheme. Rules should be updated by the time you read this.

doohicky

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 From:  Matt  
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34085.10 

If I don't break the forum that is.

 

/me whistles and walks away.

doohicky

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 From:  patch  
 To:  JonCooper     
34085.11 In reply to 34085.8 
Eeh, you foreigners, with your crazy Christmas-during-winter ways.
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 From:  patch  
 To:  Matt     
34085.12 In reply to 34085.10 
Works for me. Ta muchly.
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 From:  koswix  
 To:  patch     
34085.13 In reply to 34085.5 
How did it get on the roof? HOVERCAR?!!"??!?!?


The noises commonly associated with flatulence are caused by the vibration of the anal sphincter, and not by the buttocks. The sound varies depending on the tightness of the sphincter muscle and velocity of the gas being propelled, as well as other factors such as water and body fat. The auditory pitch (sound) of the flatulence outburst can also be affected by the anal embouchure.
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 From:  patch  
 To:  koswix     
34085.14 In reply to 34085.13 
I asked. It got a leg-up from a passing wombat.
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 From:  koswix  
 To:  patch     
34085.15 In reply to 34085.14 
WAS THE WOMBAT IN A HOVERCAR?!?!!?!??? I NEED TO NO!"


The noises commonly associated with flatulence are caused by the vibration of the anal sphincter, and not by the buttocks. The sound varies depending on the tightness of the sphincter muscle and velocity of the gas being propelled, as well as other factors such as water and body fat. The auditory pitch (sound) of the flatulence outburst can also be affected by the anal embouchure.
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 From:  patch  
 To:  koswix     
34085.16 In reply to 34085.15 
Tell me why you need to know first.
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 From:  JonCooper  
 To:  koswix     
34085.17 In reply to 34085.13 
and why you think it's /on/ the roof when Patch clearly said it was /in/ the roof.

Jon
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 From:  koswix  
 To:  JonCooper     
34085.18 In reply to 34085.17 
I thought that was just Ozzy slang for on.


The noises commonly associated with flatulence are caused by the vibration of the anal sphincter, and not by the buttocks. The sound varies depending on the tightness of the sphincter muscle and velocity of the gas being propelled, as well as other factors such as water and body fat. The auditory pitch (sound) of the flatulence outburst can also be affected by the anal embouchure.
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 From:  koswix  
 To:  patch     
34085.19 In reply to 34085.16 
I need to know if it's worth continuing to live. If the future's shit I may as well just give up now :C


The noises commonly associated with flatulence are caused by the vibration of the anal sphincter, and not by the buttocks. The sound varies depending on the tightness of the sphincter muscle and velocity of the gas being propelled, as well as other factors such as water and body fat. The auditory pitch (sound) of the flatulence outburst can also be affected by the anal embouchure.
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 From:  patch  
 To:  koswix     
34085.20 In reply to 34085.19 

It has possums and leg-upping wombats. What more could you want?

 

Oh, a hovercar? None of those, I'm afraid. They were phased out once the anti-gravity boots came in.

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